I bought a thesaurus from the bookstore the other day! And what do I find when I got home and opened it? Blank pages...

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

I was bored so I read like six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

All the comic books I inherited from my brothers had the last pages missing.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

I set my Alzheimer's-patient grandmother's home page to r/jokes

She loves reading the fresh new jokes every day!

What did the Muslim guy say when his joke made the front page?

EDIT: This blew up.

Source: Am Muslim guy.

After a long day’s work, I came home and saw my kid ripping off the front and back pages of my dictionary.

Things just went from Bad to Worse.

What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime?

A weebsite.

Did you know Reddit is very environmentally friendly?

More than half the content on the front page is recycled.

Richard, a good friend of mine, insisted that it's now impossible to get a "repost" to the front page of /r/jokes...

"Every joke ever written has been posted to Reddit and there is nothing left to joke about." Said Richard and he even suggesting many of you would agree.

"Put your money down on the table, I bet I can get a "repost" to the front page!" I replied with a sense of regret as I soon as I said tho...

I broke up with my European girlfriend because we weren’t on the same page.

I’m 8 1/2 x 11. She’s A4.

It just didn’t feel right. We didn’t fit together.

It’s not everyday that you see the same post at least twice on Reddit’s front page.

Some days, you’re just too busy to get on Reddit.

Where’s the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of Google Search results.

Pages have been ripped out of the dictionary at the public library

Authorities are at a loss for words

It would be awesome for an anti-vax joke to make front page.

It’s got no shot.

The front page is filled with memes in reference to that guy being dragged off of a plane. I can't remember the last time the entire reddit user base was so...

... United.

A 300 page novel with a 50 page introductory essay written by the author walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Why the long preface?"

Do you know what's on pages 5 and 6 of an Opel manual?

Bus and train schedules.

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What's the difference between having sex and making it to the front page?

I have a chance at making it to the front page

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I made a page for Chinese nazis

It’s got 3 Reichs on Facebook already

I've submitted ten puns today trying to make the front page

no pun in ten did...

I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page

No pun in ten did

I have a Yelp Page

My restaurant, Grand Theft Auto, is doing well, but I can’t seem to get 5 stars

if you're a student with political ambitions, think carefully about what you put on your yearbook page

I don't mean to keep it clean; I mean think carefully about how you can troll a bunch of Congressmen who will be trying to decode it in 2048.

Just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.

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8621. If this makes it to the front page, odds are it’s someone’s ATM PIN.

Crap.

Teacher: "All right class, open up to page 26."

Me: *flips to page 26* "I don't even know... I just feel like my mom will never be proud of me."

My stoner friend rolled a joint using a page from my agenda notebook.

He is high on my list of priorities.

I like my plastic containers like I like my jokes on this page

Recycled.

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My mate said he can tighten up nuts and bolts with his butt.

Personally I think he torques out of his arse

Edit: Silver, Gold, Platinum, and got to the front page.

Thankyou everyone!

The front page of Reddit

Made up of 100% recyclable material.

Sorry i haven't been posting OC to reddit recently, my internet has been pretty bad and then i heard that refreshing the page might help

Apparently a pint of water wasn't the refreshment that my computer needed.

A king was settling a dispute with three of his nobles...

...over the appropriate response for a neighboring country expanding it's borders into the kingdom's territory. Unfortunately, none of the nobles were able to focus on the same subject.
One noble was discussing interrupting trade while another was shouting to the king to send military traini...

I made a website for orphans

It doesn’t have a homepage

What did Matthew McConaughey say to me when he found out I made a joke that didn't make the front page?

"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity

Just like one of his characters.

(If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)

Does anyone know in which page of the Bible explains how...

...to transform water into wine?

Asking for a friend.

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Having too much sex can cause memory loss!

I read it on page 34, line 15 in a medical journal on may 23, 2009 at 11:58 AM .

A redditor really wants to make the front page

It's always been his dream, and he wants to get a lot of karma.

So he starts praying to God. He says, "Please God, I really want to make the front page. Help me make my dream a reality."

Weeks go by and it still hasn't happened. So he tries again,

"God please, I just want to mak...

The Front page of Reddit is being really depressing lately...

Then I realized I was actually on /r/worldnews

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A Czech joke for you. (I think it is at least, it was written on page categorised as that)

A Russian soldier unit is flying to Chechnya and the Captain motivates soldiers: "Men, for every Chechen head you will get a bottle of vodka." The plane lands, the door breaks down, the soldiers scatter. In a few minutes they return and everyone has brought a couple of heads. The captain is all pale...

The flat earth society has its own Facebook page

With thousands of members from all around the globe.

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90% of the Front Page should be tagged as "NSFW"

I mean, with all these assholes showing up...

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What did the terrorist say when his video reached the front page?

Holy shit this blew up!

What do you call the Redditor whose Jedi mind trick tricked you into upvoting their joke to the front page?

OP Wan Kenobi

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What's the biggest difference between Google and Pornhub?

I'm willing to go to the 2nd page of search results on Pornhub.

Last night I read all 800 pages of 'The History of Super-Glue'

...I just couldn't put it down!

Pizza Google

A man calls Pizza Hut:

--Hello, Pizza Hut?

--No, sir. Pizza Google

--Oh, sorry. Wrong number..

--No sir, it's the correct number, it's just that Google bought Pizza Hut

--Oh... okay, so... take my order, please

--Same as always?

--And how do you know ...

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The front page should be marked as NSFW

With all these senator assholes popping up I might as well be on a porn site

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I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is on the front page!

Final Final Edit: Titty sprinkles

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143 year old troll

I found this history text book from 1873 at a flea market today, and it’s super old school. On page 23, there is a thing that says “look on page 150” in pencil in the top margin- so I go to page 150 and the guy had written “you are a fool for looking”. Fuckin got me bro. Trolled me 143 years in the ...

I've just visited Canada's national web page, and it was down for maintenance.

It was a sorry sight.

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