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Doctor, what do you recommend me for yellow teeth?

A brown tie

Three women meet at the pearly gates

After dying, three women end up at the pearly gates and are questioned by St. Peter. He asks if they believe they are worthy of entering heaven; to which all answer that they are but they don’t know if someone is waiting for them on the other side.

St. Peter let’s them choose between the unk...

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Redneck party

This guy moves from New York to a really backwoods part of West Virginia, where he's miles from anyone. After about 2 months on his own, there's a knock on the door. He opens the door to see this huge redneck with a massive beard and yellow teeth.

The redneck says "I'm yer neighbor from up ...

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[Long] Mob boss goes fishing

Mob boss went fishing alone. He had thick gold chain around his neck, gold rings with diamonds on his fingers and lots of cash in his pockets. He also took big bottle of alcohol with him to make his fishing trip more enjoyable.

After some time, when he was not able to catch single fish he dec...

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The ladder to success

A man drunkly stumbles out of a bar and on the way to his car, encounters a ladder reaching up to the clouds. There is a voice coming from high up in the clouds, “climb the ladder to success”. The man looks up and starts climbing. After reaching a low floating cloud, he sees a woman, she has wart...

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A man walks into..

A man walks into a smoke shop, and notices a jar of loosies on the counter. “My god!” He says, “I didn’t know they still sold them like that. How much are they?”

The cashier hesitates a moment, and then tells the customer that he doesn’t know. It’s his first day on the job, see, and the mana...

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