Somebody told my g/f it was sexy to bite her lip posing for photographs....
I still haven't found the courage to tell her its the bottom lip you bite......
(you just tried to bite your upper lip)
What did Cinderella say when the chemist lost her photographs
Someday my prints will come
A photographer was on vacation
A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '€10,000 per call'. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it w...
A quick and easy way to make money is to sell photographs of salmon dressed up in tuxedoes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
Why don't racist people take photographs in old cameras?
'Cause they appear in black and white.
A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are.
Please keep your photo and return the others.”
My neighbors, the Razzis, have more family photographs hanging from their wall than anyone I know.
Thanks to their Dad.
A photographer was assigned to take photographs of a national park, so he decided to take them from the sky to get the best angle.
He requested permission to rent a plane and the arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport where a plane would be waiting for him.
He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted: “Let’s go!”
The pilot swu...
What's the difference between young girls and photographs?
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Did you hear about the guy who shot his wife, hung his children, and framed the dog?
They really are nice photographs.
What do you call someone who photographs fish?
A school shooter
I used to work in a darkroom developing photographs...
but I quit because there was too much negativity.
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How do you know you have reached quarantine insanity?
When you look at old photographs and videos and get pissed because nobody is wearing masks.