Books Jokes

He said, “Of course. Which one?”

I said, “William.”

She whispered, "they're right behind you!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The chicken says "bock bock", and the librarian hands him two books. Away he went. The third day, chicken says "bock bock bock", and the librarian hands him three books. And so on until the fifth day, when the chicken says "bock bock bock bock bock", the librarian hands him five books and follows hi... read more

I had to draw my own conclusions.

but connect-the-dots? That's where I draw the line.

The librarian says, “You want a book?”

“Book.”

“Any book?”

“Book.”

So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off it goes. An hour later the chicken comes back and says, “Bookbook.”

The librarian says, “Now you want two books?”

“Book-book.”

So she... read more

Because he is the Supreme Reader.

Which I get because I am an athlete that rarely moves.

They don’t get returned.

He considered this for a moment and replied: “When Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States.”

Math book: "I'm sad"

Physics book: "Why?"

Math book: "Because I'm full of problems"

I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

Boy that was a lot of colouring!

Bkoos

There once was a woman who usually took her young son to the library, and helped him pick out books. One week she was busy, so she dropped him off, and said he could pick some books while she shopped. After running her errands, she returned to the library and picked him up. On the way home, the woma... read more

The reviewer said "This book is \*\*\*\*"

Slim to Nun?

But the fifth one—-dead Sirius.

I've a lot of books on procrastination. I didn't find the time to read them.

I've a lot of books on memory trouble. I don't know where they are.

I've a lot of books on anger management. They're all damaged.

I've a lot of books on DIY Furniture repairs. They serve as legs of tabl... read more

Just one: then it’s not empty any more!

I wish they'd just teach the X to move on and solve it's own problems.

They're going to need more fuel for the fires after the Power Grid fails again

Bwack pwack

It was about Time.

They got author-itis.

'Of course' replied the sales assistant 'Any particular one?'

'William, of course' replies the man.

Because they fear windows

They used to, but the decent ones were never returned.

The librarian suggested I try the non-friction section.

Despite initial suspicion of foul play, the officers analyzed the poor construction of the room and determined that the librarian had only his shelf to blame.

along with the crayons that go with them.

The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not.

He only reads MAGAzines

I asked for some help to find one at the service desk, and she said "hard back?", and I said "Yes, with little heads."