A recent study shows that a weird side effect of doing too much cocaine is really glossy skin.
Scientists are calling it the Charlie Sheen.
My mom was checking out some glossy brochures to travel to a place she’s never been where she’d be waited on hand and foot 24/7 with all inclusive dining and entertainment
I agreed and put her in a nursing home
Priest and the Camera
Twice a week the local parish priest liked to go up on the roof of the rectory and crank one out. He had decided that this was probably the most discreet and secure place he could be and not be discovered. One day a tourist on a nearby tower was taking pictures of the city landscape and noticed the ...
A guy goes into the psychiatrist
The psychatrist holds up a glossy piece of paper and says "tell me what you see"
"I see my mom naked!" says the guy. The psychiatrist smirks and holds up another one.
"How about this one?"
"That's you doing my mom!" The psychiatrist starts laughing now.
"Damnit, Doc!! I t...
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A young man is in need of a job,
And he looks through the classifieds to see what's available. He finds an ad from a farmer in need of some extra hands, so the man calls up the farmer and agrees to meet the next day to see what work he'd be doing.
The farmer greets him at the gate and begins to show the young man around. Fir...
Pedro gets a New Secretary.
He faces a volley of rapid fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband’s roving eye.
Dora (Pedro's wife): “Does your new secretary have nice legs?"
Pedro: “Didn’t quite notice."
Dora: "What color are her eyes?"
Pedro: “Haven’t had the time ...
Mary Poppins Decided To Grow Some Vegetables
Mary Poppins decides to grow some vegetables. When she picks her crop in the autumn, her carrots, potatoes, onions, and spring beans have all failed, but her cauliflowers have grown a treat.
She picks them, cooks some for Sunday lunch in a cheese sauce, and they taste wonderful.
A man just bought a religious horse...
A man was searching for the fastest and noblest steed. Finally, after much searching, he finally found a horse he was satisfied with. Its mane was silky, its coat was glossy, and it was the finest stallion that the man has ever laid his eyes upon.
While paying for the stallion, the seller rem...
Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic ...