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My wife asked what panties i wanted her to wear on our date, i said i preferred

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What does a Pokémon wear on its feet?

Pika-Shoes!

What shoes do you wear on ice?

Slippers.

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A woman, about to undergo an IRS audit, asked her accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you are a pauper".

Then she asked her legal counsel the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your finest attire".

Utterly confused at this point, she went to her rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of her dilemma. "Let me tell you...

Q. What do penguins wear on their heads?

Q. What do penguins wear on their heads?

A. Ice caps.

I bought a tie for my dog to wear on his walks

It's to help him do his business.

Why does a witch not wear underwear on Halloween?

So she can get a better grip on her broom

What do princes wear on their feet?

Heir Jordans

What does a biologist wear on a first date?

Designer Genes

What does a frog wear on it’s feet?

Open toad shoes

What does the cowardly superhero wear on their back?

An escape.

I have a date with a girl who loves Nirvana. She asked me what to wear on our date next week.

I told her, "Come as you are."

What do you call a cat that you wear on your wrist?

Aristocrat

What do fish wear on their fins?

Glubs

What do elephants wear on their legs?

Elepants

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What do asian people wear on they leg

Japants

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What do they make polygons wear on probation?

an angle monitor

What does a detective wear on a flight?

Plainclothes

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What do psychotherapists wear on their feet in the morning?

Freudian slippers

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Why do chickens wear underwear on their head?

Because their pecker is on their face

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