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Why do elephants wear red sneakers?

To hide in cherry trees.

You don't get it?

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

No? See it works.

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Luigi's Armani

Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice every day. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much that it's all he can think about. After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them....

What do Scarlet Witch and Daredevil both have in common?

They both wear red and lost their Vision.

War dress code

There is a war going on between the Germans and the Scottish and in the middle of the war two soldiers from opposite sides stop to talk and one of them asks the other โ€œwhy do you wear red uniforms?โ€ They respond โ€œwhen someone is shot the blood blends in and morale stays up. Why do you wear brown uni...

The captured English general and French general

a bash on the French, plus first post here: apologies, but anyway ...



During the Napoleonic wars, an English general (EG) is captured by the French. eventually the French general (FG) responsible for the capturing force faces upto the EG for the interrogation:

FG: i dont unders...

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