My grandfather died because the medical report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
Three people walk into a bar. The first has type B blood. The Second type A blood. The third type P blood.
The person with type P blood says to the bartender, "I think I'm a type O"
They told me i had type A blood.
But it was a type O.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The ma...
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Three vampires walk into a bar... The 1st one, quite thirsty promptly says to the bartender "I'll have a glass of blood, type AB-, on the rocks", quickly followed by the 2nd making his request for "A Bloody Mary, type B+"
and lastly the 3rd one, after a little consideration, asks for "A glass of hot water please".
The first 2 vampires immediately give a look of contempt to the 3rd one, one of them exclaiming "A glass of hot water? What kind of pansy order is that?". To which the 3rd vampire, while taking a use...
A man was demonstrating a new type of drone to the military.
He was the project tech and was showing them how you could give it coordinates and an image of the objective and off it would go. Multiple options existed for the target - identify, pick up and bring back small packages, or deliver packages to soldiers in the field.
For some reason his boss n...
TIL people with type A negative blood are more likely to become sick from COVID-19
I guess you gotta B positive during these rough times
I've got a new job. I'm helping out a one-armed typist whenever she needs to type a capital letter.
It's shift work
The other day I met a sentient ant who grew fond of me. It turns out he has the ability to type and write as well…
This looks like it’s all a cake day joke, but it’s just fondant.
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