Blood type

A priest, a minister and a Rabbit walk together into the blood donation centre.
The nurse asks “What’s your blood type?”
The Rabbit says “I’m probably a Type O”.

My grandfather died last night. They couldn't figure out his blood type in time to give him a transfusion. He was such an inspirational guy to the very end though, I'll never forget his last words to me.

"Be positive"

I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex

Now she'll know what rejection feels like

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type

As he died, he kept insisting “be positive”, but it’s hard without him.

What's a proofreader's blood type?

typo

What’s the blood type of a keyboard

A type-O

Grandpa died in the hospital because they had the wrong blood type on record

It was a Type O.

What is the most common blood type in Taiwan?

Chinese Type-A.

I filled out a form wrong and accidentally gave a patient a bag of the wrong blood type.

It was a Type-O

My Canadian girlfriend's blood type is very rare

" EH +"

Told my Asian dad my blood type is B+

He was so disappointed..

We lost our Dad yesterday. He bled out after a terrible accident. The paramedics asked if we knew his blood type, but we didn't.

As he died he whispered "Be Positive" but it sure is gonna be tough without him.

My Grandpa died last week,because we couldn’t figure out what was his blood type.

But he was strong man,who never gave up and he kept telling us to be positive till the last moment.

I will never know my Dad's blood type

Last thing he told be was "Be Positive"

A guy goes to the doctor needing blood for his disease, the doctor sadly tells him there is only one blood type available for him and they are all out. The patient, worried asks if he is going to survive. The doctor says he isn’t sure, the patient asks isn’t there anything I can do?

The doctor looks around the room then whispers, “you can steal b positive”

If I was a vampire I would have to avoid blood type B-.

It brings me down.

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My grandad died because we didn’t get his blood type right. He kept saying, “Be positive! Be positive!”

And so we tried transfusing B positive blood but apparently he was just an optimistic little bastard was a Type A

Pittsburgh, New England and Oakland have the same blood type

AB Negative.

Did you know it's possible to change a persons blood type?

A negative person just needs to be positive.

Since we didn’t know his blood type, my father died in the hospital last night.

It’s difficult, but I’m doing my best to pull through. His last words to me were to “Be positive.”

My wife died in my arms today because she didn't know her own blood type.

She kept yelling "Be Positive" throughout the whole ordeal. I still don't know how she kept such a positive attitude all the way until the end.

The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form

I told them it was Typo

I was assigned AB positive blood type at birth, but I identify myself as having B negative blood.

After all, blood is fluid.

I just found out that my blood type is B negative.

That's the worst one. My day is ruined.

I recently found out my blood type is A+

However, in my tests I only get B or less. Doesn't success run in my blood?

What is a Word documents least favorite blood type?

Type-O

The only thing inspiring in my like is my blood type:

I'm a B+

People with which blood type tend to misspell things?

TypO

A Preist, a Pastor, and a Rabbit

A preist, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse at the front desk notices them waiting and asks them if they know their blood types; they're very low on specific types of blood, as usual.

The rabbit hurriedly hops up and says "Yep, I'm a type A-."

The nurs...

A re-purposed religious joke for current events

A man went out without a mask, and was met with glaring eyes everywhere he went. He finally got to the store when someone confronted him as he got in.

"Sir, I'm going to need you to put on a mask. It's policy to wear one when you come in" said the guard blocking the doorway.

"No! I d...

Why did the Asian kid get beat after his parents checked his blood type

His blood type was a B+

What's the best blood type?

A+ because it's the highes you can get in a blood test.

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Scottish blood

An Arab Sheik was admitted to the Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery,
the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need a transfusion.

 

As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally,
the ...

So my dad died last year

We were in a car accident and my dad lost loads of blood. EMT came onto the scene but nobody could remember what his blood type is in time for them to give him a transfusion.

Even as he died, Dad kept telling us to "Be positive" but it's hard without you here Dad. Hope you're in a better plac...

A rich Arab oil sheikh discovers he has a rare form of blood cancer

He scours the world looking for a match for his blood type, which is also rare. He discovers a Scottish man as a match and the Scottish man agrees to donate blood to him.

The sheikh rewards him with lavish gifts; fancy cars, a mansion and the finest luxury clothes.

Two years later, the...

Let's do "Yo Mama" jokes!!!

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is RAGU.

My outlook on life is so bleak.

Even my blood type is negative.

Grades

My mom is so strict about grades when the doctor told her my blood type is B+, she yelled and told me to do better.

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A wealthy arab guy was very sick

and he needed a blood transplant for an operation, but he had a very rare blood type. Luckily, there was a jew guy with the same type of blood. The arab guy asked the jew but the jew told him that he must ask a Rabbai first. The Rabbi told him that it was okay to do that. After the operation's succe...

Just announced, there is now a morning after pill for men.

It changes your blood type.

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An Arab and a Jew

There was an Arab oil Sheikh that was in a coma and needed a blood transfusion to survive. Being AB+ it was hard for him to get a donor with the same rare blood type. Finally they found an old Jewish farmer that was listed as a blood donor with the same blood type. However he was very reluctant to g...

I'm exhausted. Just came back from the hospital.

My girlfriend was in a bad way. Tonight the doctors told me that she urgently needed a blood transfusion and I had no idea what blood type she was. Obviously she saw my panic, and god bless her, with her last breath she reassured me by saying, "Be positive. Be positive." For her, I was. I'll miss he...

"I'm off to Taiwan for a blood test." "Taipei?"

"Well, I won't know my blood type until I get there."

Did you hear about the new male birth control pill?

You take it the next day....it changes your blood type.

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