Four fonts walk into a bar

The barman shouts "Oi, get out! We don't want your type in here!"

What is Caveman-Sting's favourite font?

Rock Sans

Did you hear they changed the font of alphabet soup?

Now it is Times New Ramen

What's Robin Hood's least favourite font?

The Serif of Nottingham

What’s Satan’s favorite font?

Hellvetica.

A font walks into a bar.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve your type here."

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A group of fonts walk into a bar.

'Get the fuck outta here' shouted the bartender, 'we don't serve your type here'.

The one who created the memes font really changed the world.

I mean, he really made an Impact.

In my credit card statement there was an extra 666$ charge written in tiny fonts ...

As usual, the devil is in the details ...

The Chief of Police died responding to people changing fonts on town signs

There we were, left sans-sheriff

In other news, Pakistan's official font has been announced:

Sans Sharif.

There something I don't like about the tree in my font yard.

Seems kinda shady!

What's a french criminal's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

A good looking font walks into a bar and approaches a woman.

She looks at him and says "keep walking. You're not my type".

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

"Serifs up, dude!"

[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font?

Sans Scarif

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A Bus Carrying Nuns to the Convent....

Goes over a cliff, killing all on board.

Being pious nuns, all are transported directly to the pearly gates where St. Peter, standing beside a font, is awaiting them.

He says to the nuns, "Our heavenly Father awaits you on the other side of the gates to welcome you to the eternal parad...

Wikipedia uses the Arial font.

It’s the font of all knowledge.

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4 nuns....

4 Nuns (Mary, Clarence, Enid and Steph) were involved in a horrific car crash that killed them all

Next thing they knew they were all standing in front of the pearly gates with St Peter greeting them with a friendly smile.

As they drew closer Peter said “Before I can let you pass into ...

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

A woman goes to a church and confesses to the priest there. "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have seen another man's privates."

The priest tells her, "For your penance, say one Our Father, two Hail Mary's, and wash your face with holy water."

Another woman walks in and tells the priest, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have touched another man's privates."

The priest replies, "Say two Our Father's, fiv...

Two fonts walked into a bar...

The bartender said: "Sorry, we don't want your type in here."

The Kings English

I take it you already know Of tough and bough and cough and dough? Others may stumble, but not you, On hiccough, thorough, slough and through.

Beware of heard, a dreadful word, That looks like beard but sounds like bird.

And dead: It’s said like bed, not bead -- For goodness’ sake, don...

If an angel statue is removed from a fountain...

...would that make it a sans seraph font?

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A line of nuns are waiting to get into heaven....

Saint Peter is there, ticking off names, a font full of holy water beside him.
As each nun gets to the front of the line, he asks her,

"While on earth, did you ever have contact with a penis?"

"No" of course is the majority answer.

Eventually, one admits, "Well, once I touch...

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THE GOLFER'S 10 MINUTE

The was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday.

They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning.
George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 10 minutes late.

On Saturday morning George wa...

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4 nuns trying to get into heaven

4 nuns die in a car accident and are standing in line at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them "You must confess your greatest sin and be granted absolution in order to get into heaven. "

The first nun in line holds up her index finger and says "I must confess, I once touched a man's pen...

I'm not fat!

My DNA's just bold font.

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Four nuns die and go to Heaven.

When they arrive at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asks them if they have any last sins they wish to confess before they enter. The first nun confesses, "I once saw a man's penis." "You are forgiven, my child," says St. Peter. "Wash your eyes in the holy font and you may enter." The second nun confesse...

I don't mind comic sans.

It's honestly a very well rounded font.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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20 Truths For Mature Humans

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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap ...

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A guy wakes up with a gorilla in his tree.

He looks at it and knows that he can't just leave it there for the day. So he calls the cops and says "There's a gorilla in my tree! Get rid of it!" The officer on the line says "Oh, that's an Animal Control problem." So the guy calls up Animal Control. "Hey, I got a gorilla in my tree! You gotta co...

A catholic schoolgirl goes to church for confession...

When she gets to the church, she notices that the confessional is occupied, so she sits down in a nearby pew. A short time later, the confessional door opens, and her best friend exits. The friend sits next to the girl, who asks her, "So... what did you confess to?"

"I told Father Murphy I g...

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