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There are two types of people in this world: those that pee in the shower

And fucking liars.

There are two types of people I hate.

1. Racists

2. The French

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Did you know that there was 4 types of orgasms?

There’s the positive orgasm, negative orgasm, holy orgasm and the fake orgasm

The positive orgasm goes “Oh yes, ohh yess”,
the negative orgasm goes “Oh no, Ohh nooo”,
the holy orgasm goes “Oh God, ohh Godd”,
The fake orgasm goes “Oh •insert friends name•, ohh •insert friends name•...

There are 3 types of people...

...those who know how to count and those who don't

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There’s 2 types of people in this world…those that pick their nose…

And fucking liars

There are two types of comedy I enjoy:

Self-Defecating humor, and malaprops.

I have a couple types of jokes

The ones that rub people the wrong way more times than not are my JonBenet Ramsey Jokes. They’re not jokes about her, they’re just my jokes that never get old.

There are 11 types of people

binary, non-binary and those who think it's a transphobic joke

There are 2 types of people on this planet

Those who can extrapolate omitted data using existing data.

If there is Three types of people who I hate...

It's people who can't count

and hypocrites

There are three types of people in this world

The ones that can count
And the ones who can’t

(This is a dumb joke but ALOT of people don’t get it even after I explain it)

There are 5 types of people in this word

Those who can spell, those who can count, and those who use reddit

The three types of rings pertaining to marriage…

1. The engagement ring.
2. The wedding ring.
3. The suffering.

I felt great this morning! Realized there’s two types of people in this world, those who wake up in the morning and…

… those who don’t

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When I was a teen, i'd have sex with all types of food. Pies, watermelons, bananas.... come to think of it, fruit were the best for sex.

Except lemons. Never touched those. Didn't wanna get lemonaids.

Q anon conspiracy types must be absolutely fuming

they were promised a storm...

...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.

I'm here all week.

There were two types of people in the Soviet Union

People who supported the Communist Party and dead people.

Steve sees an ad for hiring a music producer.

The ad reads: "MUSIC PRODUCER WANTED! Must be able to play piano, type 40 words a minute, and be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer!" So he decides to go apply for the job.

The hiring manager is pleased with his resume but says, "Well your resume looks good, but I have to admit S...

God will protect me from COVID-19.

A good Christian man walked into Walmart and was offered a mask by the store greeter. The man politely declined saying God would protect him from Covid. Later the man went to his doctor for a routine check up. The doctor told him everything is fine and they also have all three different types of the...

There are two types of candy

The good ones,
and the ones dad eats

In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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