There are 10 different types of people

Those who understand binary and those who don't

If there is Three types of people who I hate...

It's people who can't count

and hypocrites

The three types of rings pertaining to marriage…

1. The engagement ring.
2. The wedding ring.
3. The suffering.

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4 types of orgasm...

Do you know that there are 4 types of orgasm… the Holy Orgasm, The Positive Orgasm, the Negative Orgasm and the Fake Orgasm.
The Holy Orgasm sounds like ‟Oh God, oh god…”
The Positive Orgasm goes ‟Yes, yes, oh yes, ”
The Negative Orgasm goes ‟no, no, oh no”
and the fake orgasm, the fa...

There are two types of people in this world

and I'm not one of them.

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When I was a teen, i'd have sex with all types of food. Pies, watermelons, bananas.... come to think of it, fruit were the best for sex.

Except lemons. Never touched those. Didn't wanna get lemonaids.

There are 5 types of people in this word

Those who can spell, those who can count, and those who use reddit

There are two types of candy

The good ones,
and the ones dad eats

There are 3 types of lies

1. A lie

2. A damn lie

3. Statistics


Got told this by statistics professor yrs ago. Also bonus: 87.9% of statistics are made up.

What are the five types of fear?

Terror
Panic
14 missed calls from mom
Username or password is incorrect
We need to talk

Q anon conspiracy types must be absolutely fuming

they were promised a storm...

...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.

I'm here all week.

A Preist, a Pastor, and a Rabbit

A preist, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse at the front desk notices them waiting and asks them if they know their blood types; they're very low on specific types of blood, as usual.

The rabbit hurriedly hops up and says "Yep, I'm a type A-."

The nurs...

There’s 10 types of people in this world

Those who know Hexadecimal and F the rest.

There are 10 types of people in the world.

01010100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 00110001 00110000 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 011...

When I went out for a curry last week I saw that the menu had about 20 different types of curry on it.

So I asked for a clean one.

According to my Asian dad their are 2 types of people

Those who get A+ on everything and failures

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There are two types of people in the world: Those who walk on the side opposing traffic,

And those who walk on the side w- OH FUCK WHERE DID YOU COME FROM SLOW THE FUCK DOWN

Why do doctors make more money from circumcisions than other types of procedures?

It's the only procedure in which they collect tips!

There’s 4 different types of human skin

One skin, two skin, three skin and...

In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

There are two types of people

People who can focus long enough to finish their joke

There are two types of people.

Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.

The butcher had over 20 types of cured cylindrical meat for sale.

I never sausage a selection.

A contractor offered his client a choice of table tops made of various rock types.

Contractor: Here we’ve got some limestone. It’ll really bring the room together, man.

Client: I’m not too sure about that. It doesn’t wow me all that much.

Contractor: Well, I’ve got marble here. It’s pretty unique and could give you that one of a kind look you’re wanting.

Clien...

There are two types of countries in this world.....

Those that use the metric system, and those that have set foot on the moon.

They say certain types of people can resist a good click bait.

Apparently you aren’t one of them.

After my 2nd annual mathletes championship I’ve noticed there are 3 types of people..

Those who can count and those who can’t.

There are 2 types of people in this world....

1) People who think the government is looking out for their best interests.

2) People who think.

What types of large PC's do McDonalds workers use?

Big Macs

There are two types of people that I hate the most.

One, there are racists;

the other, there are creepy, disgusting blue-skinned elves who are the enemy to the humankind.

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There are two types of men in this world

Those who have tried to suck their dick, and liars

There are two types of people

Those who have a verry short attention span..

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Dad, how many types of boobs are there?

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, suprised, answers "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice and hang...

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