There are only 10 types of people

- Those that understand binary
- Those that don't understand binary

There are 3 types of people in the world; those who are good at math...

And those who aren't.

There are 10 types of people in the world

The ones who understand binary and the ones who don't. And apparently eight more the guy wouldn't tell me about. Smug git

There are two types of people:

1. People who are able to extrapolate from incomplete data

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When you've been around as long as me… you'll know that there are three types of sex… One – brand-new, kitchen-table sex; Two – bedroom sex;

then number three – hallway sex… when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'f**k you.’

There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

And those with an uncontrollable urge to finish the sentence even at the expense of the joke.

There are three types of people

the people who can count, and the people who can’t

There are two types of puns.

The great puns, which are great to hear, and the grate puns, which grate your ears.

The butcher had over 20 types of cured cylindrical meat for sale.

I never sausage a selection.

In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison...

Poison I, II, III, would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However poison IV would make you really itchy.

There are only two types of hair: public hair and pubic hair.

But that's one L of a difference.

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4 types of orgasm...

Do you know that there are 4 types of orgasm… the Holy Orgasm, The Positive Orgasm, the Negative Orgasm and the Fake Orgasm.
The Holy Orgasm sounds like ‟Oh God, oh god…”
The Positive Orgasm goes ‟Yes, yes, oh yes, ”
The Negative Orgasm goes ‟no, no, oh no”
and the fake orgasm, the fa...

My mom died because I couldnt remember her blood type

She kept saying "be positive " but it's going to be hard when she's not around

Technology is dominated by two types of people:

Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.

With the international mathematics conference in town, the bars around the convention center were hopping.

As was her custom, the evening manager was going from table to table greeting her guests. When she got to the first table, there were eight mathematicians seated. Strange, she thought, since there were only six seats, but some of them were getting a bit frisky and were sitting on others' laps.

What kind of berries are these?

\- What kind of berries are these?

\- These are red Currants

\- Then Why are they yellow?

\- Because they are green

Joke explanation for those who didn't understand really fun and smart joke.

So this joke is from Lithuania (it is a country in Europe) So fo...

There are 3 types of people.

1. People who know how to make good jokes.
2. People who know how to make good lists.

I divided two types of the LGBTQ into two sections...

There was the trans-section, and the bi-section.

In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types.

But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.

There are 2.00000001 types of programmers in the world

Those who experience off-by-one errors, and those who experience rounding errors.

What are the strongest blood types?


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There are 3 types of olive oil.

Virgin Olive Oil

Extra Virgin Olive Oil

And Olive Oil with a questionable past

One morning the Viceroy of India went to visit his old army pal Major Barrington, who owned an orchard.

Walking through the orchard, the Viceroy marveled at all the different varieties of fruit: oranges, apples, bananas, pineapples, mangoes, guavas. "Why, you must have twenty different types of apples I've never heard of!" he remarked.

"Oh, that's nothing," replied the Major. "I'll bet you ther...

Q anon conspiracy types must be absolutely fuming

they were promised a storm...

...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.

I'm here all week.

There are 5 types of people in this word

Those who can spell, those who can count, and those who use reddit

There are two types of countries in this world.....

Those that use the metric system, and those that have set foot on the moon.

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Dad, how many types of boobs are there?

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, suprised, answers "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice and hang...

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