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My dad died because we couldn't remember his blood group..

As he was dying he kept saying be positive be positive, but it's hard without him.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbit walk in a bar. As they approach the bar, they see a blood donation booth. The rabbit hops to the nurse to be the first to donate. The nurse looks at him and ask: “What’s your blood group?”

The rabbit says: "I dunno, I think I might be a Type-O."

What's the most commonly misspelt blood group?

Type-O

People with which blood group are a mistake?

TypeO

People that are bad at spelling are usually of what blood group?

Type O

A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?”

A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?”

The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been sucking my blood for years.

A man, a terrible worrier and procrastinator, is sitting with his doctor, anxiously discussing the results of a medical...

After an hour or more of waiting and hesitating and prevaricating and generally delaying the inevitable, finally the man draws a deep breath.

"Look doc - my chances - can't you tell me without telling me?"

The doctor looks at him in surprise. "What do you mean?"

Well," says the...

Daddy's be like

Dad: whats your blood group?


Son: B+


Dad: when i was at your age, my blood group was A+

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