I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.

It's shift work.

Where do typist go for a drink?

To the space bar

Why did the Hogwarts admissions office replace its typists' keyboards after Harry Potter was admitted?

There were too many repeated letters.

The Canine Applicant

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying:

HELP WANTED Must be a good typist and be good with a computer. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted up...

I dont judge people on race, but how they identify themselves and type of person they are....

I dont care, you can call me a typist all you want.

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