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What is a construction worker with bad taste's favorite genre of music?

Sheetrock

Which musical genre did Mufasa hate the most?

Ska

What is a crane operators favourite music genre?

Heavy metal

What genre are national anthems?

Country

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what's Whitney Huston's favorite adult porn genre?

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What genre of music do Czech bands play?

Prague Rock

What is the sub-genre of metal preferred by most tuna fish?

Alba-core.

I just learned that "Space Rock" is a genre, and is slightly disappointing,

that no one just called it "Asteroid"

North Korea has declared a 'cultural war' on K-pop coming in from the South. They decided the best way to counter this would be to creat their own genre of music.

They have named it K-Boom.

What's a popular music genre in South Korea?

Seoul!

One wind turbine turns to the other and says: what's your favourite genre of music?

The other wind turbine replies: I'm a big heavy metal fan.

Q: What is a gardener's favorite game genre?

A: plantformers

What music genre do rap-loving Republican listen to?

Hip-hocrisy

After the invention of time travel, many historic figures were brought to the present to experience modern culture with varying degrees of success.

George Washington nearly had a heart-attack because of the current state of the two party system, Napoleon tried to conquer Europe once more, and Alfred Einstein became an avid redditer, amongst many other historic events.

But out of all the crazy things happening because of time travel, the ...

If you could end coronavirus by sacrificing one genre of music, then which one would it be and..

Why K-pop?

What is a pirates favorite YouTube genre?

ASM ARRR!!

What's a chickens favourite adult film genre?

Hen-tie.

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What is Stephan Hawking's favorite porn genre?

Ebony. The dude loves black holes.

What genre would a Minecraft Movie be?

A Block-buster

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of EDM?

Progressive house.

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I heard about a new genre of book that gives tips on how to please a woman.

However, I couldn't find the cliterature.

Which genre of music do fishermen listen to most while out on their boat?

Pond-tunes, of course.

What is someone with a foot fetish's favourite genre of music?

Sole

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I have finally figured out the perfect name for the Country/Rap genre

CRap

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A new genre of porn has been named.

"Outbreak" involves sex under quarantine, breaking quarantine to have sex and fetishizing having sex with the infected.

I gotta admit, it's pretty hot.
104.1°F to be exact.

What genre would Trump's autobiography be filed under?

Fan fiction.

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So I stumbled across a new genre of porn... Circus Porn...

Turns out it’s Fucking In-Tents

What is the one genre of music that Ed Sheeran can never play?

Soul

Why is jazz the most typical genre people use to "set the mood?"

It's so saxxy.

What's a car's favorite genre of literature? [OC]

An auto-biography!

What’s a dinosaur’s favourite genre of music?

Space Rock, but they don’t mind death metal.

Kim and Kanye are combining their talents to make a new genre of music

they call it plastic rap

God and the devil chat about music

The god and the devil were chating, as they usually do when the concept of music came up.
With a bit of intrigue God asked the devil how he'd managed to get into every genre of music, from rock & rap to hip hop & metal ect .
The devil chuckled no no no , music is too special, too human...

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What genre of music do neo-Nazis like the most?

KKK-pop

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The world can be separated into two types of people. Those who listen to all genres of music except country...

...and fucking rednecks

What's Freddy from Scooby Doo's favorite music genre?

Trap Music.

What is Captain Kirk's least favorite movie genre?

Romulan-coms

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With the surge in popularity of Country Music artists that have included rap in their songs, like Jason Aldean and Sam Hunt, this years CMA's will include a new category. As it is a hybrid style of genres, Rap and Country, the producers have settled on a fitting name for the award.

CRAP.

North Korea has created a new genre of music...

...It's called K-Boom

A landscaper's favourite musical genre?

Mow-town.

What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

Jazz Duets.

Two guys become best friends in high school, bonding over their similar tastes in music.

After a while, one guy notices that whenever his friend is in a relationship, all he listens to is Liz Phair songs. And whenever he’s single, he goes back to his normal genres.

After high school, the two enlist together. During their first tour, the guy notices his friend is once again seemi...

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What genre consists of erotic novels?

Cliterature

What's a pirates favourite video game genre?

Arr-PG's

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot (this is genuinely one of my all time favourites of this genre of joke)

An Interviewer goes to take the interview of a famous Film Critic .

The critic says that he had watched almost all the films in the world ,which were from all the countries in the world.
The Interviewer asks him whether he knew some Spanish films , and if he did, to name them .

He replies by saying he does and gives the names of some famous Spanish movi...

My grandpa loves to listen to music on the radio.

His favorite genre is Hip-pop.

People usually hate on horror films, but the thing is...

A great example of the genre and a fantastic film overall

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Each president has subconsciously affected the porn industry in various ways [NSFW]

During the Clinton era, infidelity and work place scenarios became really popular.

During the Bush years, the demand for "dumb blonde" types hit an all time high.

During Obama's presidency, the interracial genre took off.

And recently, incest porn has become really popular.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

A man goes to Blockbuster and starts looking at films

He goes through different genres until he stops at superheroes and ask to the shop assistant:

\- Could I rent "Batman Forever"?

And the shop assistant replies:

\- No, Batman returns always to the shop

Did you know that music is often used to help advance in the fermentation of cheese.

The most popular genre in use today is R & Brie.

A Sliced Dairy Product

There was once a man named Ani. Ani was a long-time comedian. He had been running both a YouTube and a Twitter account for an entire decade, and did stand-up in bars and comedy clubs. Everywhere he went, he was showered with praise for his originality and dedication. On one 17th of August, however, ...

If we all end up going to jail for downloading music......

I at least hope they separate us by music genre.

The daughter of a melon farmer and a travelling musician met one day and fell in love at first sight

The woman’s name was Angie, a beautiful, red-haired woman with a smile so magnetic and radiant one couldn’t help but fall head-over-heels; the musician’s name was Zachary, a strapping, young lad with flowing, blonde hair and broad shoulders, just wide enough to give him a powerful physique yet not i...

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Voice activated radio.

I just bought a voice activated stereo for my car. Whatever genre of music you say, it will play the most popular artist from that genre of all time.


I told my radio "Rap"

2 Pac started playing on the stereo.

I then told my stereo "Heavy Metal"

It blared Metallica...

What did the trans-textual book say to the librarian?

"Did you just assume my genre?"

Walt Disney

Just after WWII, Walt Disney was at a loss for new subjects for his movies and decided to take his family on a tour of the world to refresh his creative spirit. Walt, ever the optimist, was undaunted and vowed to seek out an idea for a new film, even if he had to stray from his normal family-friendl...

I think me life is like the Truman Show.

I was tryin' ta figure out what type a genre show it be.

I thought, "It might be a drama," but me life isn't sad enough.

I thought, "It might be an action tale," but alas, 'tis too boring.

"Then, perhaps, it be a comedy," I thought, but me life isn't funny, so I cast that ...

Dear Judge

If you're going to put us all in prison for pirating music at least have the mercy to put us in a cell with people who like the same genre!





(Not my joke, heard it somewhere and I thought it was funny)

The future

The world in 10 years...

MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100...

Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?

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NBC President Flies Into Rage After Network Fails to Produce Industry Minimum Ten Cop Shows‏

NEW YORK - During a staff meeting this week, NBC President of Entertainment Robert Greenblatt erupted into a profanity-laced tirade when he was informed that the network's new season of prime-time dramas and comedies failed to meet The Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP) requ...

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