What genre are national anthems?

Country

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Incest porn is the top viewed genre on Pornhub

It’s makes me sick what the world is cumming to...

Which genre of music do fishermen listen to most while out on their boat?

Pond-tunes, of course.

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I heard about a new genre of book that gives tips on how to please a woman.

However, I couldn't find the cliterature.

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A new genre of porn has been named.

"Outbreak" involves sex under quarantine, breaking quarantine to have sex and fetishizing having sex with the infected.

I gotta admit, it's pretty hot.
104.1°F to be exact.

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So I stumbled across a new genre of porn... Circus Porn...

Turns out it’s Fucking In-Tents

What is someone with a foot fetish's favourite genre of music?

Sole

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of EDM?

Progressive house.

One wind turbine turns to the other and says: what's your favourite genre of music?

The other wind turbine replies: I'm a big heavy metal fan.

What genre would a Minecraft Movie be?

A Block-buster

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What was Whitney Houston’s favourite genre of porn?

HENTAIIIIIIIIEEEEEAAIIIIII

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I have finally figured out the perfect name for the Country/Rap genre

CRap

What's Freddy from Scooby Doo's favorite music genre?

Trap Music.

What's a car's favorite genre of literature? [OC]

An auto-biography!

What genre would Trump's autobiography be filed under?

Fan fiction.

Kim and Kanye are combining their talents to make a new genre of music

they call it plastic rap

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What is Stephan Hawking's favorite porn genre?

Ebony. The dude loves black holes.

What is Caesar Zeppeli's least favorite genre of music?

Rock

What’s a dinosaur’s favourite genre of music?

Space Rock, but they don’t mind death metal.

Two men are playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Two men, one called X and the other called Y, are playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. They've invited some friends, A, B, C and Z, over for a tournament.

Z is the last to arrive, but he's brought whiskey so he's all good. After they've all had a shot of whiskey, they start the tournament. A c...

Did you know that music is often used to help advance in the fermentation of cheese.

The most popular genre in use today is R & Brie.

If genres were flavors SCI-FI would be sour, Fantasy would be sweet, Horror would be bitter, Mystery would be umami...

And Erotica would be salty.

What is the one genre of music that Ed Sheeran can never play?

Soul

Why is jazz the most typical genre people use to "set the mood?"

It's so saxxy.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

What is Captain Kirk's least favorite movie genre?

Romulan-coms

North Korea has created a new genre of music...

...It's called K-Boom

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With the surge in popularity of Country Music artists that have included rap in their songs, like Jason Aldean and Sam Hunt, this years CMA's will include a new category. As it is a hybrid style of genres, Rap and Country, the producers have settled on a fitting name for the award.

CRAP.

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The world can be separated into two types of people. Those who listen to all genres of music except country...

...and fucking rednecks

A landscaper's favourite musical genre?

Mow-town.

What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

Jazz Duets.

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

A man walks into a bar and says to a customer

Man “Hello, are you Fela Kuti the famed Nigerian multi-instrumentalist, musician, composer, pioneer of the Afrobeat music genre and human rights activist? (for those that didn’t know)

Customer “No mate, you’re thinking of another fella.”

What's a pirates favourite video game genre?

Arr-PG's

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What genre consists of erotic novels?

Cliterature

People usually hate on horror films, but the thing is...

A great example of the genre and a fantastic film overall

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Each president has subconsciously affected the porn industry in various ways [NSFW]

During the Clinton era, infidelity and work place scenarios became really popular.

During the Bush years, the demand for "dumb blonde" types hit an all time high.

During Obama's presidency, the interracial genre took off.

And recently, incest porn has become really popular.

An atheist , a Muslim and a dwarf walk in a bar and the muslim says

This sounds like a setup to a joke



Your mission should you choose to accept it is to find where that joke was from
Hint:it comes from a book genre fiction

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Voice activated radio.

I just bought a voice activated stereo for my car. Whatever genre of music you say, it will play the most popular artist from that genre of all time.


I told my radio "Rap"

2 Pac started playing on the stereo.

I then told my stereo "Heavy Metal"

It blared Metallica...

The daughter of a melon farmer and a travelling musician met one day and fell in love at first sight

The woman’s name was Angie, a beautiful, red-haired woman with a smile so magnetic and radiant one couldn’t help but fall head-over-heels; the musician’s name was Zachary, a strapping, young lad with flowing, blonde hair and broad shoulders, just wide enough to give him a powerful physique yet not i...

What did the trans-textual book say to the librarian?

"Did you just assume my genre?"

Walt Disney

Just after WWII, Walt Disney was at a loss for new subjects for his movies and decided to take his family on a tour of the world to refresh his creative spirit. Walt, ever the optimist, was undaunted and vowed to seek out an idea for a new film, even if he had to stray from his normal family-friendl...

If we all end up going to jail for downloading music......

I at least hope they separate us by music genre.

Dear Judge

If you're going to put us all in prison for pirating music at least have the mercy to put us in a cell with people who like the same genre!





(Not my joke, heard it somewhere and I thought it was funny)

I think me life is like the Truman Show.

I was tryin' ta figure out what type a genre show it be.

I thought, "It might be a drama," but me life isn't sad enough.

I thought, "It might be an action tale," but alas, 'tis too boring.

"Then, perhaps, it be a comedy," I thought, but me life isn't funny, so I cast that ...

The future

The world in 10 years...

MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100...

Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?

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Porn-hub opened a new sandwich fetish page...

You could say they created a new sub-genre.

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NBC President Flies Into Rage After Network Fails to Produce Industry Minimum Ten Cop Shows‏

NEW YORK - During a staff meeting this week, NBC President of Entertainment Robert Greenblatt erupted into a profanity-laced tirade when he was informed that the network's new season of prime-time dramas and comedies failed to meet The Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP) requ...

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