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Genre Jokes

What’s a tunas favourite music genre?

Heavy metal

What genre are national anthems?

Country

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what's Whitney Huston's favorite adult porn genre?

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What's a vagina's favorite music genre?

Cuntry

Which musical genre did Mufasa hate the most?

Ska

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What is Stephan Hawking's favorite porn genre?

Ebony. The dude loves black holes.

What genre of music do Czech bands play?

Prague Rock

What's a popular music genre in South Korea?

Seoul!

What is a construction worker with bad taste's favorite genre of music?

Sheetrock

Q: What is a gardener's favorite game genre?

A: plantformers

What is the sub-genre of metal preferred by most tuna fish?

Alba-core.

What's a chickens favourite adult film genre?

Hen-tie.

What is a pirates favorite YouTube genre?

ASM ARRR!!

What genre would a Minecraft Movie be?

A Block-buster

What's a North Africans favourite genre of music?

Morrocan Roll

I just learned that "Space Rock" is a genre, and is slightly disappointing,

that no one just called it "Asteroid"

What's a car's favorite genre of literature? [OC]

An auto-biography!

One wind turbine turns to the other and says: what's your favourite genre of music?

The other wind turbine replies: I'm a big heavy metal fan.

What music genre do rap-loving Republican listen to?

Hip-hocrisy

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of EDM?

Progressive house.

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A new genre of porn has been named.

"Outbreak" involves sex under quarantine, breaking quarantine to have sex and fetishizing having sex with the infected.

I gotta admit, it's pretty hot.
104.1°F to be exact.

What is someone with a foot fetish's favourite genre of music?

Sole

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So I stumbled across a new genre of porn... Circus Porn...

Turns out it’s Fucking In-Tents

What’s a dinosaur’s favourite genre of music?

Space Rock, but they don’t mind death metal.

If you could end coronavirus by sacrificing one genre of music, then which one would it be and..

Why K-pop?

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I have finally figured out the perfect name for the Country/Rap genre

CRap

Why is jazz the most typical genre people use to "set the mood?"

It's so saxxy.

What genre would Trump's autobiography be filed under?

Fan fiction.

A landscaper's favourite musical genre?

Mow-town.

What is Sherlock's favorite genre of movie?

Documentary, my dear.

What is Captain Kirk's least favorite movie genre?

Romulan-coms

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What genre consists of erotic novels?

Cliterature

What is the one genre of music that Ed Sheeran can never play?

Soul

My dad owns 4 tents which he uses for camping

He uses all 4 at different times of the year, and each one is based on 1 of 4 different musical genres.

In spring he uses the jazz tent, in summer he uses the pop tent, in autumn he uses the classical tent….

But now is the winter of our disco tent.

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I heard about a new genre of book that gives tips on how to please a woman.

However, I couldn't find the cliterature.

North Korea has created a new genre of music...

...It's called K-Boom

Kim and Kanye are combining their talents to make a new genre of music

they call it plastic rap

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"What do cows like to do in their spare time?"

Go to the moovies.

So, what is their favourite genre?

Moosicals.

Also, who is their favourite Italian dictator?

Moosolini.

And what's their favourite food?

(After they inevitably say some "moo" pun, reply in your dryest, most serious voice)

... No, co...

What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

Jazz Duets.

North Korea has declared a 'cultural war' on K-pop coming in from the South. They decided the best way to counter this would be to creat their own genre of music.

They have named it K-Boom.

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The world can be separated into two types of people. Those who listen to all genres of music except country...

...and fucking rednecks

People usually hate on horror films, but the thing is...

A great example of the genre and a fantastic film overall

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Each president has subconsciously affected the porn industry in various ways [NSFW]

During the Clinton era, infidelity and work place scenarios became really popular.

During the Bush years, the demand for "dumb blonde" types hit an all time high.

During Obama's presidency, the interracial genre took off.

And recently, incest porn has become really popular.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot (this is genuinely one of my all time favourites of this genre of joke)

If we all end up going to jail for downloading music......

I at least hope they separate us by music genre.

Two guys become best friends in high school, bonding over their similar tastes in music.

After a while, one guy notices that whenever his friend is in a relationship, all he listens to is Liz Phair songs. And whenever he’s single, he goes back to his normal genres.

After high school, the two enlist together. During their first tour, the guy notices his friend is once again seemi...

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With the surge in popularity of Country Music artists that have included rap in their songs, like Jason Aldean and Sam Hunt, this years CMA's will include a new category. As it is a hybrid style of genres, Rap and Country, the producers have settled on a fitting name for the award.

CRAP.

Did you know that music is often used to help advance in the fermentation of cheese.

The most popular genre in use today is R & Brie.

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Voice activated radio.

I just bought a voice activated stereo for my car. Whatever genre of music you say, it will play the most popular artist from that genre of all time.


I told my radio "Rap"

2 Pac started playing on the stereo.

I then told my stereo "Heavy Metal"

It blared Metallica...

A man goes to Blockbuster and starts looking at films

He goes through different genres until he stops at superheroes and ask to the shop assistant:

\- Could I rent "Batman Forever"?

And the shop assistant replies:

\- No, Batman returns always to the shop

God and the devil chat about music

The god and the devil were chating, as they usually do when the concept of music came up.
With a bit of intrigue God asked the devil how he'd managed to get into every genre of music, from rock & rap to hip hop & metal ect .
The devil chuckled no no no , music is too special, too human...

What did the trans-textual book say to the librarian?

"Did you just assume my genre?"

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

Dear Judge

If you're going to put us all in prison for pirating music at least have the mercy to put us in a cell with people who like the same genre!





(Not my joke, heard it somewhere and I thought it was funny)

The future

The world in 10 years...

MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100...

Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?

I think me life is like the Truman Show.

I was tryin' ta figure out what type a genre show it be.

I thought, "It might be a drama," but me life isn't sad enough.

I thought, "It might be an action tale," but alas, 'tis too boring.

"Then, perhaps, it be a comedy," I thought, but me life isn't funny, so I cast that ...

Walt Disney

Just after WWII, Walt Disney was at a loss for new subjects for his movies and decided to take his family on a tour of the world to refresh his creative spirit. Walt, ever the optimist, was undaunted and vowed to seek out an idea for a new film, even if he had to stray from his normal family-friendl...

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NBC President Flies Into Rage After Network Fails to Produce Industry Minimum Ten Cop Shows‏

NEW YORK - During a staff meeting this week, NBC President of Entertainment Robert Greenblatt erupted into a profanity-laced tirade when he was informed that the network's new season of prime-time dramas and comedies failed to meet The Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP) requ...

The daughter of a melon farmer and a travelling musician met one day and fell in love at first sight

The woman’s name was Angie, a beautiful, red-haired woman with a smile so magnetic and radiant one couldn’t help but fall head-over-heels; the musician’s name was Zachary, a strapping, young lad with flowing, blonde hair and broad shoulders, just wide enough to give him a powerful physique yet not i...

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