Research shows that facial tattoos completely eliminate certain forms of anxiety
For example, you'll never need to worry about finding a job
Being Kissed While You're Asleep is Purest Forms Of Love,
Not When You Live Alone.
I tried to make a joke about identical frequencies and wave forms.
But it really separated the room.
I was expecting more coherence.
What do you call the moisture that forms between two lovers in Alabama?
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Scientist: My invention can creat matter in all three forms. Gas, liquid and solid.
My asshole: You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.
There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s hard to keep track of.
Kind of.. Kung Fusing
Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other.
The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons." The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?" The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves."
A single zombie is scary, but a row of zombies forms something even scarier...
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."