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Harry Potter has way too many characters...

Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.

My Son, Luke, Loves How I Name My Kids After Star Wars Characters

My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much

Star-lord, Rocket, Gamora, Drax; they’re all good and fun characters but Groot is the real star of the movies

He should really branch out

Her: Who's your favourite Muppet Show character?

Me: The vampire

Her: That's Sesame Street – he doesn't count

Me: I can assure you that he does

Bible characters on Tinder

What would the tinder profiles of Bible characters look like?

Example: Delilah - Philistine and feisty. Strong guys make me weak. I am an aspiring hairdresser

I needed a password eight characters long

So i picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

I took a picture of a meteor shower that looked just like the main character from The Legend of Zelda.

Link in the comets.

A blonde's office computer had technical issues

IT support came over to the desk and said he needed password to access her account.

"It's 'MickeyMinnieBatmanSupergirlWonderwomanLondon'" she replied.

"A bit unusual for a password, how did you come up with it?" the support dude asked.

She went "Because computer said the passwor...

Bloody Passwords

PASSWORD PROBLEMS:

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
...

What's a train's favorite Star Wars character?

Choochoobacca

My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likable.

It was an autobiography...

It never really mattered if Michael Winslow's character graduated from the police academy.

He was foley-qualified all along.

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I asked my wife to dress as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy birthday fun

I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked,

"Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character" I exclaimed,

"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't got dressed yet"

The character of Nearly Headless Nick was a bit of a letdown in the Harry Potter movies.

In the books, he had so much more development, including an entire deathday party. In the movies though, he was just so badly executed.

Who is the cutest character on Dora the Explorer?

Benny, because he's a Dora bull.

(Thought of this all myself. I've reached full dad joke level here - please kill me.)

Did you hear about the JRPG character who named his daughter Dot?

He called for her three times: "..." - she didn't answer.

What Disney character can count the highest?

Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.

Iron Man is a very confusing character.

I know he’s a guy but he could’ve been Fe Male.

Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character have one thing in common...

Both of their last names are strange

Recently I found out that the 'r' and 'l' characters are the same in Korean.

I guess that explains why they like their elections so much.

You know who's the best character in the Game of Thrones show right now?

It *Varys*

At the beginning of Naruto, the three main characters existed in a 'love square'.

Naruto loves Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke, Sasuke loves nobody, and nobody loves Naruto.

Who’s Jon Snow’s favorite character from “Cars”?

Lightning MuhQueen

How do Super Smash Bros characters talk to the dead?

Waluigi board



Get bamboozled

Which cartoon character curses the most?

The Road Runner

Which fictional character would you totally bang?

your girlfriend

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Although I wouldn't say it's a major character flaw,

my premature ejaculation is certainly a shortcominng.

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"Have you ever broken up with someone over a single character flaw?"

My ex-girlfriend and I were a perfect match.

Like Batman and Robin.

Only we didn’t solve crimes and the tight, latex outfits we owned were used in the bedroom and not on the streets.

I truly thought she was the one.

But she had one character flaw that proved too great to ...

The media keeps trying to assassinate the character of Donald Trump and I think it is a waste of time...

You can't assassinate what isn't there.

My Girlfriend has been repeatedly asking me “Are you a character from Alice in Wonderland?” and it’s getting really annoying

My Friend asked me “Are you mad at her?”

I replied “Don’t you start too”

All of the Undertale characters had a big orgy...

But nobody came.

Busrides are good for your character.

They keep you grounded

Going to the dentist is like those movies where a character gets interrogated violently.

It’s pretty clear to them when you’re lying — and if you don’t come clean, you might lose a tooth.

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There's a new exhibit at disneyworld that features statues of some disney favorite characters.

A tour guide is leading guests through the exhibit as they pass such favorites as Mickey and Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, as well as Pluto. As they're going through they pass a statue that's in the shape of a giant turd. Puzzled, one of the guests pipes up and asks the tour guide, "what's the d...

Is Goose from Captain Marvel a good character?

You're flerken right he is.

Which GoT character has the most handles?

King of the Andals.

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I saw an anime character propose.

Yeah, I saw him get on his Japaknees.

A larger-than-life character, Big Tony, walks into a bar.

Big Tony orders a drink. He bellows out, "when Big Tony drinks, everybody drinks!" The patrons of the bar all rush to get served their favorite tipple.

Then he orders some food. "When Big Tony eats, everybody eats!" Suddenly the kitchen is overwhelmed.

He places a twenty on the bar, an...

Anytime I watch a Jennifer Anniston movie, it seems like she’s playing the same character.

She is a victim of Rachel profiling.

What do you call a bookworm who can't get enough of strong female characters?

A heroine addict!

Who is the most misogynistic Super Smash Brothers character?

Inceleroar.

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Why do characters in books and movies always prefer walking or running down hills?

Because Rowling makes them gay.

Where do the Game of Thrones characters go to get their clothing pressed?

The Iron Islands.
...I'm so sorry, I've been re-watching the entire series in preparation for April and this stupid joke popped into my head after my Mum bought a new iron :3

People say that Rorschach from Watchmen is a great character.

But I don’t really know what people see in him.

You know who was the main character in the movie about drugs?

The heroin.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

1, but it’s gonna take about 5 episodes.

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters

So Trump can't tweet it

R2D2 is the most obscene character in film history

They had to beep out every word he said

Which Star Wars character is obsessed with cheese?

Boba Feta.

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[OC] In Japan, Hello Kitty is a highly respected character

That's why they call it "Herro Kitty"

We should have an orgy with all the Dr. Seuss characters

Whos with me

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Stan Lee wrote Tony Stark as a character with a sexual identity crisis.

He's all man, but likes to dress as FEmale

A blonde came up to the librarian and yelled, "This book sucks! There's way too many characters and the story makes no sense!"

The librarian said, "So you're the one who took our phone book."

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No matter what sexual role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character.

The husband who is out of town.

Marvel kills half of your favorite characters

Nintendo kills %99.9 of them

Why is Spongebob the main character

When Patrick is clearly the star?

I sure like that my car insurance requires a 10 character password.

I sure would hate it if someone ..... paid my car insurance?

A woman sues a man for defamation of character...

A woman sues a man for defamation of character, charging that he called her a pig. The man is found guilty and made to pay damages.

After the trial, he asks the judge, “Does this mean that I can no longer call Ms. Harding a pig?”

The judge says,“That is correct.”

“And does it m...

I’ve always tried to hold my breath when a character is under water, to see if I could survive the situation

Finding Nemo was a tough one

One of Roald Dahl's characters gained weight and started writing rap music.

Notorious BFG.

What is Donald Trump's favorite fictional character?

Wall-E

What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16?

They grow cubic hair!

How can you tell if you're actually just a character in a Marvel movie?

At some point you'll randomly bump into Stan Lee.

What does a Mortal Kombat character look for most in a partner?

PERSONALITY!

How many dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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One, but it takes 12 episodes.

*twisting slowly*
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

Man: "I've always had this absurd feeling that I'm a cartoon character"

Psychologist: "That's a rather unusual mental state... How long have you felt this way?"

Man: "Ever since I was an outline..."

What's the difference between the Game of Thrones books and a Chinese newspaper?

To understand everything in a Chinese newspaper you only need to know about 3,000 characters.

Every time a character in a TV Show says “another round please” they’re immediately handed a drink by an attentive bartender.

But every time I do it all they say is:

“For the last time, I’m not a bartender. This is planned parenthood. You need to leave.”

Like okay! I get it I’m not rich and famous!

A few numbers were on a field trip (dont mind my character choice)....

...when they stopped to admire the view and take a rest for a bit.

Four, being a good painter, decides to spend the break by painting some things. But instead of painting the view, he paints the beautiful pickup truck they have been riding on.

After he finished, he realized how well ma...

Where do My Hero Academia characters keep their Yu-Gi-Oh cards?

A DEKU box!

As a lover of ghostly evil characters I REALLY love my local D&D group

It's Wights only

Video Games need to start thinking outside the box when it comes to in-game character names...

I'm getting real sick and tired of always protecting some girl named Ally.

Which character in Game of thrones has a healthy digestive system

Bran

What do you call a Disney character who just wants to take over the world?

Hegemony Cricket.

Why is there no black character in the game clue?

Because it would be called solved

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I had a job interview earlier today and the boss asked me, “What would you say is one of your biggest character flaws?”

I said, ‘Well I can be brutally honest at times.’ And the boss said, “No way! I think that’s a wonderful asset actually.”

And I said, ‘I really don’t give a fuck what you think.’

Who is the most cosplayed character?

Santa Claus

My house is haunted by Nintendo characters.

I knew I shouldn't have fooled around with that Luigi board.

I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character

And not the President of the United States.

What kind of character does J-Roc wish was in Dragonball Z?

Gnome Saiyan

Cupid would be a more believable character...

...if the people he shot rushed into marriage rather than fell in love

One of my players only plays lawful good female characters

I think he might have a heroine addiction.

What Bible character didn’t have a father?

Joshua, son of Nun.

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Which Star Wars character would always sneak off set for a cheeky masturbating session?

Obi Wan Kernobi.

What do you call a furry that sometimes cosplays as star wars characters?

Ani-Kin

A video game character walks into a health bar...

... and he remarks "that's the fourth wall I've walked into today!"

I like to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater in a movie. That way I know if I'd survive if I were that character.

I was rushed to the E.R after Finding Nemo

What did the Oblivion character say when he saw a molecule of magnesium sulphate?

BY THE NINE DIVINES! A SALT!

Did you hear about the RPG fan who keeps making female characters and re-doing their stats?

He respecs women.

Why did the characters from Fifty Shades of Grey get into a fight about fast food?

They couldn't agree where to go. Christian wanted Domino's, but Ana insisted on Subway!

Aaron Paul prefers to stay in character even when the cameras aren't rolling

It's called methead acting

There's a new keyboard shortcut in GTA V which if you press it will cause your character to kill minorities.

Alt-right

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