The 93+ Best Character Jokes

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters

So Trump can't tweet it

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I asked my girlfriend to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy roleplaying fun.

I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked,

"Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character" I exclaimed,

"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't got dressed yet"

You can tell that Wolverine is a Canadian character written by an American

His superpower is healthcare

Iron Man is a very confusing character.

I know he’s a guy but he could’ve been Fe Male.

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Harry Potter has way too many characters...

Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.

I decided to kill off some characters in the book I am writing

It would definitely spice up my autobiography.

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Because Nintendo's beloved character is Japanese, Mario is his LAST name. His first name?

Itsume.

My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable.

It was an autobiography...

The blonde's computer password had to be eight characters long and include at least one capital

So she made it "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyAlbany."

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As a guy, I refuse to play as a female character in online games.

Not because I’m sexist, I just don’t think it’s right to perpetuate the stereotype that girls are bad at games.

My son Luke loves that I named my children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much.

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.

After the trial he asked the judge "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?" The judge said that was true.

“Does this also mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.

Wit...

If a male video game character squats on a downed opponent it's called "Tea Bagging" when a female character does it it's called...

"Clam Dipping"

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

What’s the Republicans’ most hated Sesame Street character?

The Count

A blonde came up to the librarian and yelled, "This book sucks! There's way too many characters and the story makes no sense!"

The librarian said, "So you're the one who took our phone book."

SpongeBob may be the main character in the show…

..but Patrick is the star.

My Girlfriend has been repeatedly asking me “Are you a character from Alice in Wonderland?” and it’s getting really annoying

My Friend asked me “Are you mad at her?”

I replied “Don’t you start too”

My password needed to be 8 characters.

So I used “Snow White and the Seven
Dwarves.”

I was watching a horror movie and was screaming at the main character to not go through the door

My wife asks me from the kitchen what movie am I watching.

She wasn't thrilled when I told her it's our wedding tape.

I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character

And not the President of the United States.

In Hogwarts Legacy what do you call your character sorted into Ravenclaw while omitting the use of fast travel systems?

Stairy Potter

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I'm so tired of all these "historically" based movies and books that change the characters' skin color to pander to the masses

Like, what's up with this Jesus being white bullshit.

So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favourite Star Wars character

You should've seen the Luke on her face.

My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as inspiration when naming my kids.

However, his sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.

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Which character is the gayest video game character of all time?

Pacman — who eats 200 balls each game.

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar

im so sorry

Most characters in the Harry Potter series were represented well in their transition from book to movie;

But Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.

Researchers have discovered a lost Hemingway novel where the main character is trying to learn a computer language.

The Old Man and the C.

A woman sues a man for defamation of character...

A woman sues a man for defamation of character, charging that he called her a pig. The man is found guilty and made to pay damages.

After the trial, he asks the judge, “Does this mean that I can no longer call Ms. Harding a pig?”

The judge says,“That is correct.”

“And does it m...

Which Lord of the Rings character was upset because he had no toys to play with?

Legoless.

I bought myself a 6 ft boomerang with Lord of the Rings characters on it.

It’s really hard to Frodo

What do you call a zombie Pac-Man character?

Wacca wacca waccing dead.

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The hulk is the only bisexual marvel character

He smashes everything

My favorite fictional character is

My dad

Daniel Craig was explaining why his character had grey hair for the first time ever in the franchise.

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What Star Wars character likes orange juice the most?

Emperor Pulpatine

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I'm surprised anyone's shocked by Natalie Portman's character development in Love & Thunder.

If I was fucked by Chris Hemsworth I'd be pretty thor too.

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The Marvel character Korg is canonically gay.

I’d guess you’d say the other gladiators are hitting rock bottom.

I love it when the main character in a movie has a twisted back story...

Probably why 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' is one of my all-time favourites!

What do you call a Super Mario character who likes to be both dominant and submissive?

A Nintendo switch

Who’s Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney Character?

Sleeping Beauty

What did the anime character say to the wookiee when it ate too fast?

Chew, baka!

As kids, we were gullible enough to believe in fictional characters we never see like Santa and the Easter Bunny. As adults, we know better...

Thank God.

My genitals can transform from one Toy Story character to another depending on how much I wash them

They go from a Woody to a Stinky Pete

Why don't Star Wars characters go to church?

They're scared of the *pews*

What Star Wars character would be best at limbo?

Han So Low

Who is the cleverest Disney character?

Gaston; he's the winner of the No-Belle Prize

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I just got done watching a show with unlikable characters, bullshit plot developments, and a depressing ending.

It's called "The News."

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Why are creative character writers so good in bed?

……because they really know how to pen a trait!

M&M's Redesigns Its Characters' Looks and Personalities to Be 'Representative of Today's Society'

It's rumored the Yellow M&M is going trans and getting his nut removed.

I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was..

Apparently Bruce Jenner was "inappropriate."

What gaming projectile was thrown by John Barrowman’s “Doctor Who” character to pass the time while he was traveling along the Congo River?

The Dart of Harkness.

How do Halloween characters listen to their music?

Scare pods

Virtually every Harry Potter character can teach us a lesson.

For example, Barty Crouch Jr. taught us that drinking can make you Moody.

What do you call it when you kill Disney characters?

A Mickey Mousacre

Which Greek character is from alabama

Oedipus

who is gordon ramsay's favorite shrek character?

donkey

What game character takes you to a website?

Link.

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I had a job interview earlier today and the boss asked me, “What would you say is one of your biggest character flaws?”

I said, ‘Well I can be brutally honest at times.’ And the boss said, “No way! I think that’s a wonderful asset actually.”

And I said, ‘I really don’t give a fuck what you think.’

I have forgotten the names of all the characters in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

But Quasimodo rings a bell.

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No matter what sexual role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character.

The husband who is out of town.

Who's the fruitiest character in Star Wars?

The Mangolorian.

(Made up for an eight year old)

Never argue with a fictional character

Their minds are completely made up

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My sex life is just like my favourite Star Wars character.

Hand Solo

What Simpson's character does the best power points ?

Slideshow Bob

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran

He is Hodorless

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Angel 1 : "I just saw an important bible character playing with himself!"

Angel 2: "Jesus fucking Christ!"

Angel 1: "Yes that's what it was."

How many of Shakespeare's characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the lightbulb, one to contemplate how a lightbulb is as mortal as any human, and one to spend the afternoon debating whether to murder his uncle.

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Marge Simpson was one of TV’s first LGBTQ+ characters

She was animation’s first Homer-sexual

What's the difference between Antony Hopkins' character in Silence of the Lambs and someone who taunted Jeffery Dahmer as he ate?

One's Hannibal Lechter and the other's a cannibal heckler.

What do you tell an anime character that's turned into a pigeon?

Go Coo

Johnny Depp gets so immersed in his characters that I can never tell if its him or not...

I guess i have really bad Depp perception

There's a new keyboard shortcut in GTA V which if you press it will cause your character to kill minorities.

Alt-right

A quarterback was being interviewed only moments before the start of the game. The reporter had 3 quick questions: "Your favorite pizza? Your favorite Star Wars character? Your favorite non-football activity?"

His answers were just as brief:

"Hut, Hutt, Hike!"

In most cartoons I watched, characters were able to come back from near death by having water splashed on their face.

On a completely unrelated note, I am no longer allowed at funerals…

Her: Who's your favourite Muppet Show character?

Me: The vampire

Her: That's Sesame Street – he doesn't count

Me: I can assure you that he does

Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke!

Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most nasty joke involving a Disney character.

Who is Gordon Ramsays least favourite Dragon Ball character?

Frieza

What do you call a Dr. Seuss character with a medical degree?

Doctor Who

Which fictional character i would totally bang?

My Girlfriend!

Anytime I watch a Jennifer Anniston movie, it seems like she’s playing the same character.

She is a victim of Rachel profiling.

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I'm writing an anime based on a character with lymphedema of the nutsack

It's called 'Dragging Balls eh?"

What kind of phone does an animal crossing character have

A nookia

Sven and Ole are two fictional swedish immigrants who live in Minnesota. They are characters used in jokes. I heard this one from my dad.

Sven is vacationing at his cabin in northern Minnesota and happens to get in line at a Dairy Queen.

An indian (native american) man approaches him and makes a proposition.

Indian Man: Hey I have a deal for you. I will ask you a riddle. If you can answer it I will buy you an ice cream, ...

I like to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater in a movie. That way I know if I'd survive if I were that character.

I was rushed to the E.R after Finding Nemo

Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz is by far the greatest character of all time.

No one could hold a candle to him.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

My my wife said she was leaving me because of my wierd obsession with Marvel characters.

I said, please Yondu that.

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(A character in a dream told me this joke) This dude calls his vet and says "My dog ate one of my Viagra and has had an erection for more than four hours, what should I do?"

The vet replied, "Did you try to manually induce ejaculation?"

The guy goes, "Yeah I tried but I couldn't get hard because my dog ate my last pill!"

Why do Amoung Us characters bottle up their emotions?

Because they get kicked out of the group when they vent.

I’ve always tried to hold my breath when a character is under water, to see if I could survive the situation

Finding Nemo was a tough one

Just read an article saying my fav TV show killed off the main character.

They buried the lead.

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