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Today's Jokes

Today's a really good day...

10/10

There were tons of reddit admins responsible for today's commotion.

But not many of them.

For Americans - let me break down today's Glenn Maxwell cricket innings from Australia

Australia is a country and a continent.

Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the waiter asked if I'd like to hear today's special.

I said yeah

He said, today is special.

I said, I can appreciate a good dad joke, but can you tell me about the menu please.

The waiter slams his notebook down on the table, and says, sir the men I please is my own private business.





**EDIT**

Thank ...

Radio Yerevan was asked about today's parade.

Radio Yerevan was asked: "Given how difficult it must have been to procure equipment for this year's Red Square Victory Day Parade, did the organizer receive any sort of special commendation?"

Radio Yerevan answered: "No, it was a tankless job."

I was asked to run today's London marathon.

I said I'm flattered but I don't believe I could organise such a big event.

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Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year

Today's going to be great!

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