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Our company is implementing a version of Microsoft Teams Telephony where users keep their microphones muted

They're calling it Teams Telepathy.

Two bowling teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes,

charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City.

The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rides on the top level.

The brunette team down below is whooping it up and having a great time when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anyth...

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A Finnish and a Japanese company decided to organize an annual rowing competition with 8-man teams.

A Finnish and a Japanese company decided to organize an annual rowing competition with 8-man teams. Both teams trained long and hard. When race day came, both teams thought they were in top shape, but the Japanese won by far in the mile.

After the defeat, a defeatist mood prevailed among the ...

What are Pee Wee Herman's favorite Baseball Teams?

The Expos and The Yankees

After the acquisition of Activision, Microsoft has decided to rename Teams to...

Calls of duty

A minister and his friend in the congregation were fans of rival sports teams.

When they were due to play each other, the two made a gentleman's agreement not to pray for their team.

The minister's team ended up losing quite badly, and he decided to tease his friend about it from the pulpit on Sunday.

"My friends, you know that Doug and I back different teams. W...

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Four guys get together for their yearly round of golf.

Three of the four guys are standing on the green waiting on the fourth to find his ball in the woods and approach the green. First guy starts to brag about his son. "My son started a new job at a Mercedes dealership and sold so many cars last quarter they gave him a free car." Second guy says, "My s...

In high school I was the starting catcher for two teams...

Baseball & Javelin

Nvidia teams up with Oceana nonprofit to track manta rays' travelling habits

They're applying their latest ray tracing technology.

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I used to bartend for this popular place off a rural highway in my state…

I used to bartend for this popular place off a rural highway in my state. It marketed itself as a tavern, to get tourists to come in and buy a bite to eat, but the locals knew it by the name of the former owner, Pete.

Pete had died a few years before I started working there. His younger broth...

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Do you know why they don't allow prostitutes on crew teams?

Because hoes are hard to row.

It is 1939 and the Soviet army is marching onwards to Finland.

As they pass the border, they hear a Finnish voice over the hill;


"One Finnish soldier is better than 10 Soviet soldiers!"

The Soviet general laughs, as he sends 10 men on the hill to capture it. There is gunfire for a minute and then everything goes silent for a moment, and they ...

All good teams require good communication...

So why in the hell do we keep losing to the school for deaf kids!?!?

It's sad really, Texas has two professional football teams,

But Oklahoma doesn't have any.

I vote we move the Redskins there.

The NFL is considering having their teams play to empty stadiums and no fans.

The Lions have been preparing for this their whole lives.

American SWAT teams are like a box of chocolates.

They’ll both kill your dog.

Teams always get fresh uniforms for the Super Bowl.

They come from New Jersey.

There is a huge debate about letting NFL teams play against prison inmates as part of their rehabilitation program.

Understandable, it has a big list of pros and cons.

I play battlefield and I switch teams a lot. Yesterday I found out why

I’m part Italian

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