Teams Jokes - 29 Hilarious Teams Jokes

Two bowling teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes,

charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City.

The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rides on the top level.

The brunette team down below is whooping it up and having a great time when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anyth...

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What are Pee Wee Herman's favorite Baseball Teams?

The Expos and The Yankees

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It's sad really, Texas has two professional football teams,

But Oklahoma doesn't have any.

I vote we move the Redskins there.

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The college soccer team wants to interview me because I say I once ran two soccer teams on my resume

Yes I used to own a foosball table, I’m their best choice.

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A Finnish and a Japanese company decided to organize an annual rowing competition with 8-man teams.

A Finnish and a Japanese company decided to organize an annual rowing competition with 8-man teams. Both teams trained long and hard. When race day came, both teams thought they were in top shape, but the Japanese won by far in the mile.

After the defeat, a defeatist mood prevailed among the ...

American SWAT teams are like a box of chocolates.

They’ll both kill your dog.

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All good teams require good communication...

So why in the hell do we keep losing to the school for deaf kids!?!?

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Our company is implementing a version of Microsoft Teams Telephony where users keep their microphones muted

They're calling it Teams Telepathy.

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In high school I was the starting catcher for two teams...

Baseball & Javelin

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After the acquisition of Activision, Microsoft has decided to rename Teams to...

Calls of duty

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A minister and his friend in the congregation were fans of rival sports teams.

When they were due to play each other, the two made a gentleman's agreement not to pray for their team.

The minister's team ended up losing quite badly, and he decided to tease his friend about it from the pulpit on Sunday.

"My friends, you know that Doug and I back different teams. W...

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God calls Satan.

"Hey, I think we misplaced an engineer and he ended up in Hell."

"Yeah, Carl. Been doing a wonderful job. We finally got an AC system up and running and the heaters are fixed. He even designed an auto-poker for the pitchfork teams."

"Send him back here, he belongs in Heaven."

"Y...

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Nvidia teams up with Oceana nonprofit to track manta rays' travelling habits

They're applying their latest ray tracing technology.

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Do you know why they don't allow prostitutes on crew teams?

Because hoes are hard to row.

Teams always get fresh uniforms for the Super Bowl.

They come from New Jersey.

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Sports Teams should be named for what their city is famous for

For example: Dallas is known for cowboys, San Francisco was the place for the miners, 49ers, to bring their gold and claims, Islignton was famous as being home of the Artillery Regiment, thus "Arsenal," Milwauke HAD brewing.

Washington should change their name to "Senators," and Cleveland cou...

What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?

They both need a good batter.

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The NFL is considering having their teams play to empty stadiums and no fans.

The Lions have been preparing for this their whole lives.

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Why do football teams keep using wide receivers?

If they want to get through the holes, shouldn’t they use narrow receivers?

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Teams are interested in Kareem Hunt

I didn't know kickers where in such high demand.

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There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL!

The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs.

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Why aren't there many female football teams?

Because you can't convince 11 women to wear the same clothes

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There is a new book required for Swat Teams to read

Its called "How to quickly open doors" by Bree Ching

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It is 1939 and a Soviet army is marching on Finland

As they pass the border, they hear a Finnish voice over the hill -

"One Finnish soldier is better than 10 Soviet soldiers!"

The Soviet general laughs, as he sends 10 men on the hill to capture it.

There is gunfire for a minute and then everything goes silent for a moment, and th...

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Bill Gates created the Coronavirus so people would start using Microsoft Teams

dont know if this belongs here but I posted this in r/conspiracy and r/showerthoughts but everyone thought it was serious

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You hear about the quarterback who switched teams after being sacked 8 times??

The grass was greener on the other side of defense.

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I play battlefield and I switch teams a lot. Yesterday I found out why

I’m part Italian

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There is a huge debate about letting NFL teams play against prison inmates as part of their rehabilitation program.

Understandable, it has a big list of pros and cons.

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A bunch of Hollywood celebrities formed two baseball teams...

...to raise money for a charity.

The day of the match arrived and everyone was ready. The celebrities were dressed in their outfits, some practising their throws and catches, others practising their swing. Russell Crowe was selected to umpire.

The match started, and the two teams, "The...

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