A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game...

After the game, he asked her if she liked it. She replied, "it was fun but I don't see why they made such a big fuss over 25 cents."

The guy asked, "What do you mean?"

And she said, "Well, at the beginning of the game, they flipped a coin and someone took it, and for the rest of the ga...

R Kelly is really changing the rap game

He takes the art out of rap artist

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Hitler's Blindfolding Game

During the Second World War hitler and his troops storm into a village and gather the people in the village to the square. Hitler wanted to shoot the people there but decided it was too boring. He came up with a game where the wifes would need to identify her man only by touching his dick. If she fa...

I thought my son was spending way too much time playing computer games, so I stopped him and said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

He considered that for a moment before replying, "Yeah, well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."

Why can't you play games in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Ive been using knives to save ammo in my games.

Btw I’ve been banned from the paintball arena

Warning: Game of Thrones spoilers.

David Benioff and D.B. Weiss.

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My sex life is like my favorite video game

I beat it as a kid and keep coming back to it.

My daughter called me at work and told me she was playing a new game...

Its called hold ur breath challenge, i smiled until she told me grandpa has a new record of 4hrs.

What video game do dogs play when up for a challenge?

Barksouls

A game you shouldn’t play single player?

Russian Roulette

This cancer game is easy

i'm already on stage 4

Gamers these days have no patience.

Two thousand years ago, respawn wait times were *three days*

Why does a stadium get hot after a game?

All the fans leave!

The anti-vaxx basketball team lost every game this season

Apparently they never take any shots.

I threw my ball into the crowd after I won the game.

And that's why they won't let me go bowling anymore.

:)

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Game of thrones spoiler!!!!

Now that all the nerds aren't paying attention, party at my house this Saturday.

The final episode of Game of Thrones should end in a huge musical number where everyone comes back to life for some reason and nothing is explained and no real ending is given.

That'll cause riots.

Wanna play a game?

>!Peek-A-Boo!<

My wife just accused me of having never achieved anything in life because of my addiction to board games.

I think she must have forgotten that time I won second prize in a beauty contest. . .

Now that Game of Thrones is ending, you know who my dad thinks should write pirate books?

George "Arrre Arrre" Martin

I'm sorry.

"Lord of the Rings" had a better ending that "Game of Thrones"

I guess that's what happens when the author writes it.

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A 10 year old and Albert Einstein play a game

Both of them will take turns to ask each other a question and if one can't answer the other's question, he has to pay the other a sum of money.

To make the game fair, if the boy fails to answer a question, he only has to pay Einstein 5 dollars, on the other hand, if Einstein fails, he has to...

What's hitler's favorite game mode on Call of Duty?

One in the chamber.

19 and 20 are playing a game of Blackjack

21

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The final season of game of thrones is a lot like porn.

Awful dialogue, shallow plot, and the characters just keep getting fucked.

What do Michael Jackson and a game console have in common?

Both are made of plastic and little boys turn them on

One day TV is broadcasting about a gun shot in campus and the experts analyze that it is linked to the murder's massive time in playing violence video game.

Mum: No sense, my son is always playing dating sims and he still unable to find a girlfriend.

Whats an anti-vax persons favorite game?

Marco Polio

A new drinking game

One night a man says to his wife “me and my buds are headed out drinking we’ll see you later” she’s says “okay” and the man heads out for the night. But around 2 or 3 am his wife starts to wonder where he is so she calls him and says “hey when are you coming home” her husband says “one more round of...

I don't understand why people spoil movies...

What's their endgame?

Here's some Lame Game Dev Humour:

So, I used to work at a studio - doesn't really matter where - and there was this one guy who'd always be around. Just around. I didn't want to seem impolite so I never asked what he did. I kept my head down and did my thing, you know. I mostly forgot about him, except for when I'd be working late a...

What do the last ten minutes of Dexter and the last season of Game of Thrones have in common?

They ruin eight years of your life.

What game do unvaccinated kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

What's Hitlers favourite video-game?

Mein craft.

What is Kim Jong Un’s favorite game to play?

Rocket League

I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games."

So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.

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I still love that ''Hungry-Hungry Hippo'' Game.

What other game lets you slap something on the butt to open its mouth and swallow balls?

Have you heard about the new online game where you’re a masked wrestler who tries to beat all the other wrestlers to get as big as possible?

It’s called raymyster.io

It's too bad my parents don't watch Game of Thrones

Because then I wouldn't be the biggest disappointment in their life.

What game do octopuses play at Hogwarts?

Squiddich

My friends haven't been talking to me since the day I told them I didn't watch Game of Thrones.

To be completely fair they didn't do that before either.

What would be a terrifying game show for flat-earthers?

Sphere Factor

I know who dies first in the last Game of Thrones...

The legacy of a once-great show

Bran wasn't in Game of Thrones

He was in Wheels of Fortune.

What's Owen Wilson's favorite online game?

WoW

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Game of Thrones is so Fucked.

I'm not watching another episode.

Two friends were playing a game

The game was where one person would hide a bunch of fake frogs alongside one real one. If the person were to hear a croak, they’d have to determine if it were real or fake. If they thought a fake frog croak was real, they lost. If they found the real frog croak, they won.

Billy was playing wi...

Looking to play a game of D&D. If anyone is interested, please

DM me

You know who's the best character in the Game of Thrones show right now?

It *Varys*

What is Hitler's favourite game?

Mein Kraft

Redditers have forgotten how great Game of Thrones seasons 1-7 were

But to be fair, so have Benioff and Weiss

The other day when I was in my room playing games and watching livestreams, I remembered that it was my mom's birthday and I had totally forgotten to buy a gift for her.

I needed to find something fast and thought that maybe a sweet video would make her happy. Instead of recording myself for the video, I donated 5$ to the streamer and asked if she could count to 50. A moment later she gets the donation and starts counting slowly. I record the section and export the ...

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My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...

I was bloody and sore, but at least my dad came.

I wasn't allowed to speak at a university conference about jump mechanics in video games..

..due to no platforming.

Bubba and the game warden

Bubba always came back from fishing with a lot of fish. The game warden saw him one day and asked how he caught so many. Bubba invited him to fish the next day and the warden said yes.

Once they get to the fishing spot, Bubba takes out a stick of dynamite, lights it, throws it in the water, a...

Mario games are unforgiving...

... there's not mushroom for error

My fecalpheliac neighbor invited me over to play some board games.

Turns out I've been playing scattegories wrong my whole life.

Telltale Games will shut down...

*Fans will remember that*

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For me, sex is only a game.

In single-player mode.

Putin scored eight goals in that exhibition hockey game. Apparently he has an incredible slap shot...

... if you don't let him score, he slaps you and then shoots you.

In Game of Thrones Winter Came...

And everyone left unsatisfied

Heard that Backstreet Boys is getting a video game for them on the PC.

Definitely not going to be released on Xbox and PlayStation though as it is inconsolable.

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?"
The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand a...

Girlfriend's first football game.

A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied. “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles. But I just couldn’t un...

One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!”

After I won the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV.

Now I’m permanently banned from the bowling tournament.

Why did Thor hate playing games?

Because he was a Thor loser

I don’t know why people wear players’ jerseys at games.

Who do they think they’re fooling?

It's my cakeday, so figured I'd tell this joke (game grumps told this joke)

What is a Jedi's Favourite Italian dessert...

OBI WAN CANOLI

Hitler had a game show.

He called it the amazing race.

Game of Thrones Themed: "Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"

"Arya who?"

"Arya gonna let me in? Winter is comin'!"

I'm a new dad ...I think this whole dad joke thing is inevitable.

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How can you tell if someone has never seen Game of Thrones?

They'll fucking tell you.

What do beds and Game of Thrones have in common?

Put 2 twins together and you get a king.

What do Democrats do when they lose a game of CSGO?

They blame the Russians

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How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a good hand, you don’t need a partner.

[OC] Life is like a game of Tetris...

When you fit in, you disappear

What are the spiders like in Game of Thrones?

Varies.

John and his buddy Dave are watching the game while their wives are chatting in the kitchen.

During a commercial break John mentions that he and his wife went to very nice restaurant the other day.

"That's nice, what was it called?" asks Dave

"I can't remember... What's the name of that flower?" says John

"Violet" Dave guesses

"no, the red one" says John

"...

Ever heard of the guy who lost a game of Battleship?

Guess you could say that he had to go back to square one.

I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box

Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch

Game Of Thrones Joke (semi-spoiler contained within)

I don't know why Brianne was surprised Jamie left; she already knew he was a hands off kinda guy.

Boy: "Let's play firetruck game. I will move my hand up your leg till you say RED LIGHT" -Girl: "RED LIGHT"

Boy: "Firetrucks don't stop at red lights"

My friends found a cool racing game.

Recently my friends and I found an interesting new game, it’s sort of like a mix of an MMORPG and a racing game. You play as a car and you level up and get cool new gear and it makes you better and also looks cooler.

Anyway, we played this game for quite a while, slowly improving and getting ...

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Why is game of thrones so popular?

Who doesn't enjoy a porn with good backstory?

What did our parents do when they were bored back in the days before the internet or video games?

I asked this question to my 24 brothers and sisters too...

For PC games, the harder you click the more damage you do.

I need to replace my mouse.

Game of Thrones's Night King disappointed me ...

He's not even able to hit the broadside of a Bran...

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A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game...

After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment: Write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is a city in Africa.

After the three minutes had passed, the priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:

&#x200B;
...

What is the longest game of Deal or No Deal?

Brexit.

What does a communist say after they rage quit a video game?

I don’t know either, but they’ll probably be uninStalin the game.

If video games make children more violent...

why do they keep losing fistfights against me?

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Watching games I want to play on YouTube is like watching porn.

I can’t afford it in real life, so I just watch somebody else do it on the internet.

What is Joe Biden's favorite game?

Space Invader

Strip poker is the only game where the more you lose...

...the more you have to show for it.

Girlfriends are much like game exploits

Abuse it till you lose it.

So Ubisoft are giving away the French Assassin's Creed game because of the Notre Dame fire...

I guess you could say it's a fire sale.

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Tits are like video games ...

They were created for kids, but the adults love to play with them!

What’s a Mexican’s favourite video game?

Borderlands.

America is like a game of chess.

Black always goes second.

What’s Owen Wilson’s favourite Role Playing Game?

WoW

A drunk man borrows and loses his partner's prosthetic leg in a game of roulette in Las Vegas while she's asleep in their room. When she wakes up in the morning she is furious and sends him down to the tables to win it back...

..the man, now sober, is absolutely determined to make up for his sordid late night misdeed, and immediately challenges the casino to win back the prosthetic leg.

For the whole next day he is at the table, losing pile after pile of chips, thousands and thousands of dollars at a time.

...

Valve shows the public a new game, Half-Life 3.

A fan of the series sees Gabe Newell, Valve's co-founder, and walks up to him.
"Hey, Mr. Newell, how did you do it? You actually made another Half-Life game!" the fan says.
"Well 15 percent was creating it, and 5 percent was thinking up the story." Gabe replies.

Confused, the fan as...

I almost got caught stealing a board game today...

But it was a Risk I was willing to take

Theresa May to host new game show!

Neither Deal Nor No Deal

What is a German breads favourite game?

Gluten tag

What's the difference between a video game console and a glue factory

One's a Sony Playstation and the other's a pony slaystation.

What is jekyll's favorite game?

Hyde and seek

I just can't say no to a game of scrabble.

Resistance is a few tiles.

Best Game of Thrones ending theory

An old Sam reads from his book *A Song of Ice and Fire* “and the kingdoms lived in peace from that day on. And that, kids, is how I met your mother.”

My friend lost his board game.

He's asking me to investigate, but then suspected me.

One thing for sure, I have no Clue.

I used to make great SF games...

but than I took an arrow to the knee.

Complex numbers are all fun and games...

Until someone loses an i. That's when things get real.

What do you call a board game for furries?

Trivial Fursuit

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A man and his wife were at a baseball game a couple of States over.

The man after buying her a bag of peanuts realized he had no more money for a hotel room or gas to get home.

He looks at his wife and says, " I have no money, your going to have to sell your body tonight in order for us to get home!"

She said, " Alright, I'll be back in 3 hours."
...

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Ever heard about the guy who had a fetish for broken buttons on video game controllers?

He got off to a bad start.

Are you guys interested in going out? Maybe getting some drinks? Hanging out? Playing games?

Asking for a friend.

I watched all of Game of Thrones back to back with the girlfriend,

Fortunately I was the one facing the TV.

What do Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, and Spider-Man all have in common?

They’re more realistic than The Bachelor.

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I like to think of the act of pooping like a game of poker

You go all in with a royal flush.

God and Jesus are playing a game on their PlayStations.

God and Jesus are playing a game on their PlayStations. Jesus gets a text from Lucifer that he wants to join them online. Jesus asks God if that's okay. God knows that it won't work because Lucifer plays on X-box.

He tells Jesus that Lucifer isn't cross-compatible.

Have you guys heard of the new game where you just install doors and windows?

It’s called Shim City

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