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The coach grimaced as he watched his young ice hockey team. At one point during the game, he called one of his 7-year-old players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded affirmatively...

"Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?"

The little boy nodded once more.

"So..." the coach continued. "I'm sure you know that when a penalty is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a pecker-...

A man takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game

A man takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over he asks if she had a good time. She replied “yes that was fun, but I don’t understand why they do all of that for 25 cents”. The man, puzzled, asks “what do you mean?” To which the blonde replied “well the game started with...

If only more game companies acted like blizzard.

I could probably kick my gaming addiction.

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind her teams bench on the 50 yard line.

After the game he asked her how she liked it.

She replied "oh, I really like it especially all the tight pants and big muscles, but I just don't understand why they were fighting each other over 25 cents."

T...

R Kelly changed the rap game

He took the art out of Rap Artist

The police told me they'd throw me in jail the next time they caught me stealing board games

But that's a Risk I'm willing to take

Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people.

Working in customer service already did that.

After I won the game I decide to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV....

Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling

What is Thanos' favorite video game?

Half-Life.

My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turned out she just wanted to do laundry.

So I folded.

Super Mario Odyssey is a gigantic game.

I've been playing for many moons.

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My sex life is like the end of a hockey game

If there are no more periods, it’s over.

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A guy in a wheelchair asked me why I watch people play video games instead of playing them myself.

I looked at him and asked “Why the fuck are you wearing shoes?”

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My grandpa told me “All you kids do these days is play video games.”

“When I was your age”, he continued, “my buddies and I went to Paris, We went to the Moulin Rouge and I fucked a dancer on stage, pissed on the bartender and didn’t pay for my drinks all night!”

The grandson thinks his grandfather is right. He goes to Paris and the Moulin Rouge with his frien...

What's an anti vax kids favorite game?

Marco polio

EA Sports - It’s in the Game...

If you buy the DLC

I decided to let my game download overnight, as it would take many hours.

When I woke up, there was a pop up asking me to confirm the download

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What's Hitler's favorite video game?

Mein Kraft

Marriage is like a game of poker

At first you have two hearts and a diamond
By the end all you want is a club and spade

I'm a student, and I play a game with myself every time I check my bank account.

It's called Meal or no Meal.

Todd Howard & Gabe Newell have planned to create a game to together, it's called...

To Be Announced

I took my friend’s board game without him noticing.

He doesn’t have a Clue.

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Two friends, Bob and Sam, are bored are sitting around the house. Bob asks Sam do you want to play a game?

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Sam says "Ok, what's the game?"

Bob replies, "I'll blind fold you and put something up your butt and you have to guess what it is."

Sam hesitantly says, "umm ok" and puts a blind fold on and drops h...

What kind of games do pirates play?

Arrr-pgs!

A chess champion and an Australian man were playing a game of chess at a fancy restaurant.

(My dad told me this one, not sure if it’s OG but hey it’s worth a shot)

A chess master wanted to go back to playing casual matches, he also invited his old friend who was from Australia to play at a local restaurant.

The man is surprised his friend is holding out amazingly well, and a...

My mom asked me how I can have fun playing video games all the time...

I said, "They're actually designed that way."

My friend still hasn’t seen season 8 of Game of Thrones. And every time I try to broach the subject she just yells at me, “No Spoilers!” So I gave up on trying to warn her

That she shouldn’t name her baby, Khaleesi.

I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.

It was a risk I was willing to take.

Why did the pirate not like the old video game with a liberal-leaning political message?

It was hard to port

Did you hear the results of the game between the beach and the ocean?

It's tide.

My neighbor was walking across the street while carrying the game Scrabble then suddenly dropped it, leaving the game board and pieces on the ground.

I said: “Hey Jeff! What’s the word on the street?”

So a guy buys a PlayStation and starts an EA game.

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My great uncle liked his little games.

For years it seemed like he had just disappeared without a trace. The entire family scoured the U.S. to track him down.

But I finally found his will. Pretty disappointing, actually. It was a dead giveaway.

The last board game night was a complete failure

When we showed up, it turned out that our host had no Clue

Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton decided to play a game of hide and seek.

Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting.


Pascal runs off to hide but Newton takes a chalk and marks a 1m×1m square on the floor and stands in it.


"Ready or not, here I come!" Einstein exclaims while he opens his eyes. He sees Newton standing out in the open and says "Haha,...

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Loosing my virginity was a lot like my first soccer game...

very mediocre, but at least my mom *came*.

*edit: \*Losing*

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Y’know, imaginary numbers are all fun and games...

... until someone loses an i

Then shit gets real.

Why is parking at game companies such an issue?

They have loading zones only.

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A Father takes his son Timmy to a baseball game

While watching the game the father orders a beer and gets his son a soda.

Timmy asks "Dad can I have a beer?"

Dad replies "Can your dick reach your asshole?"

Timmy replies "no it cannot"

Dad says "then you can't have a beer"

After the game they go to dinner. Dad o...

Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…"

"…country music."

What's a pickle's favorite game show?

Dill or No Dill,
hosted by Howie Mandill.

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Daughter’s vibrator

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with...

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam join each other for a game of golf

The game is going well and all 3 are pretty even. On the 16th hole, the Rabbi drops it into a water hazard.
“Oh God, Come on!” He says, but immediately asks for forgiveness.
On the 17th hole, the Iman lines up a drive but shanks it wildly.
“God damn it!!!” He exclaims, but quickly gets on h...

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Georgia as he started to leave a lake well known for it’s fish.

The game warden asked the man, “May I see your fishing license please?”

“Naw, sir,” replied the redneck. “I don’t need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.”

“Pet fish!?!?”

“Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ’em swim ’roun...

The pirate just can't play a game of cards.

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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What does Minecraft and Porn Games have in common?

The first thing you do is get wood.

My wife sighed, “Why does everything have to be a game with you?”

I replied, “An excellent question, my dear. But next time, please use the buzzer!”

Stop blaming the video games for violence.

Some of you played Mortal Kombat your whole lives and never learned how to finish her.

What does Titanic, The Sixth Sense, and Game of Thrones have in common?

Icy dead people.

Timmy’s parents asked him why he didn’t play games with Dave anymore

Timmy replied: would you want to play with someone who screams, swears and throws with his controller when he loses?
His parents: no, of course not! Timmy: Well apparently Dave doesn’t either!

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If video games cause violence, what games were the Nazis playing?

Meincraft

I've developed a simplified version of the popular card game "Go Fish"...

It's called, "No".

Why is Epic Games the worst gaming company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France

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A game of hide and seek

4 brothers were playing a game of hide and seek; Manners, None of your business, Shit and Trouble.
Manners, being the oldest, is elected as the seeker. Not long after finishing counting, he finds None of your business and Shit. Trouble, the youngest of the brothers, is noted as the best hide and ...

What phrase is 5 words long, makes you a part of a secretly hated society, is as infective as a virus and stays in your memory forever, but is only mentioned on occasion?

“I just lost the game”

What is Owen Wilson's most favorite game?

World of Warcraft

The day after violent video games became illegal...

...a school was flooded with lava in the world's first mass griefing.

I like my girlfriends like I like my games

Pay to win

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What’s the difference between Epic Games and my uncle?

My uncle doesn’t fuck everyone

What is a funeral director’s favorite game?

Formaldehyde and go seek

Life is like a game of chess

I don’t know how to play chess.

They say life is just a game of inches

I've already one

Which games console do religious women like to play on?

The nun-tendo wii

I was playing games on my pc and my cat kept jumping onto my desk.

I had to put him down.

Games doesn't cause violence because...

...everyone are too busy to sleep with each other's mothers.

If Game of Thrones was written by M. Night Shyamalan, what would he have called the White Walkers?

Icy Dead People

What do you call a pro gamer that tests politics simulator games?

Pro-tester.

Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?

He wanted to beat the crowd..

Who was the most basic person to ever play the game of baseball?

Al Kaline

Thought of this this morning. Pretty sure it's OC.

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Hitler's Blindfolding Game

During the Second World War hitler and his troops storm into a village and gather the people in the village to the square. Hitler wanted to shoot the people there but decided it was too boring. He came up with a game where the wifes would need to identify her man only by touching his dick. If she fa...

My friend, after defeating me in a game, said he's god.

Joke's on him, I'm atheist.

My roommate was playing a video game last night and when he died he completely smashed his keyboard...

yeah, he definitely lost Control.

The original "You won't last 5 minutes playing this game" was invented in

Guantanamo Bay.

I thought my son was spending way too much time playing computer games, so I stopped him and said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

He considered that for a moment before replying, "Yeah, well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."

A 2 year old kid gets into a stack of board games.

And before his parents notice, he has them all open and pieces everywhere. The folks clean up the mess but soon realize that there are pieces missing from the Battleship game.
They rush the kid to the hospital, and sure enough, x-rays show he has swallowed some pieces. The doctor finds an aircr...

A Male kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a scotch and starts talking about the good old days when nobody was on their phones, when video games were for the rich, and the ozone layer was whole.

“Ok boomer”

Telltale Games will shut down...

*Fans will remember that*

If life is a game, then God is the developer.

And I'm the bug tester...

What’s the favorite video game of the North Vietnamese?

Viet Pong

We used to play this game

Me: but I just can’t seem to remember the name

Uncle: maybe try r/tipofmyjoystick

I tried to carry my board game onto the airplane, but the security said I can’t do it.

The Risk was too big.

Aren't you excited that Breakdancing will be part of the 2024 Paris Olympic games?

I'm head over heels!

Why does the Queen take bathroom breaks during a poker game?

To make a royal flush

What was Mark Zuckerberg's favourite game to play as a child?

iSpy.

What did they name Game of Thrones' first stock exchange?

Investeros

Ive been using knives to save ammo in my games.

Btw I’ve been banned from the paintball arena

Why are the Modern Warfare games inexpensive?

They come with a cheap Price

Sometimes I wanna play games with my dad

But he beats me everytime

Someone started a joke “So this guy was playing an EA game”

I interrupt “Good joke”

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Why did the horny duck go to the baseball game?

She was trying to catch some fowl balls.

This cancer game is easy

i'm already on stage 4

The final episode of Game of Thrones should end in a huge musical number where everyone comes back to life for some reason and nothing is explained and no real ending is given.

That'll cause riots.

Wanna play a game?

>!Peek-A-Boo!<

Why can't you play games in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

My daughter called me at work and told me she was playing a new game...

Its called hold ur breath challenge, i smiled until she told me grandpa has a new record of 4hrs.

A student was playing games on his iPhone

A student was playing games on his iPhone, and a teacher caught him.

she yelled "knock it off"

the student took that advice to heart and founded Huawei

The anti-vaxx basketball team lost every game this season

Apparently they never take any shots.

So I was playing one of the old fallout games

I think it's rad

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