My wife is divorcing me because I’m obsessed with Football coaching.
In my defence, I have J.J.Watt, Michael Bennett, and Richard Sherman.
Martin Love was a very successful fitness coach.
He was incredibly strict and his long list of 100 rules was infamous, but you couldn't argue with the results. People always reached their target weight within a month. But this required absolute obedience to the rules, and commitment to Martin Love's regime. To make sure people knew exactly what th...
(real-life joke) My 5-year-old daughter and I were playing with her dolls...
Having a great time cooking a great meal in imagination-land (toy room) when things got real.
Daughter - "Hey Dad, Let's throw the old food in the field to feed the animals."
Me - "Good idea, that would be nice so they get some food too."
Daughter - *throws a few pieces of fake...
A high school girl decides she wants extra cash to buy clothes
She walks all over town trying to find a job for someone her age. She meets three men.
The first man is short, stocky, and has a red beard. He offers her a job gutting fish. She wrinkles her pretty nose and says no thank you, I don’t like the smell.
The second man has a purple jumpsui...