I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack....

I’m not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.

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My wife is going to kill me for ejaculating onto the spice rack

My thyme has cum

Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wifes spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed.

Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.

My best friend was a chef. He called last week to say that he found a hidden message in his herb and spice rack. He was quite paranoid and later that day he was found dead.

I should have believed him when he said his Thyme was running out.

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What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack ?

The best of thymes, the worst of thymes

I have been secretly messing with people's spice racks...

You might not know it, but your thyme is cumin.

I swapped all the labels around on my wife's spice rack.

She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.

If you don’t properly seal the lids on your spice rack...

You’re going to have a bad Thyme.

I was bored, so I spent all day re-arranging my spice rack, only for one of the herb jars to exploded all over me...

I've got way too much thyme on my hands

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out.

What a waste of thyme.

I wanted to rearrange all the spices on my spice rack

But I couldn't find the thyme.

Sperm bank

The receptionist at the sperm bank was wondering why I'd brought my spice rack. I told her I was there to drop off the cumin jar.

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