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God walks through his paradise, and sees Adam

"Hello Adam, how is your day?" says God

"It's a good day God!"

"So where is Eve?"

"Oh, Eve is washing her crotch in the river"

"Oh No!" says God, "I'll never get that smell out of my fishes!"

What did god say when Eve went skinny dipping?

Damnit, i'm never getting that smell out of the fish.

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adam and eve finally figured out the whole sex thing...

afterward, adam's kicked back, dazed.

god asks "son, where's eve?"

to which adam replies "she's down at the stream, washing up."

god groans "now i'll never get that smell outta those fish."

We all know the story about Eve eating the apple in the Garden of Eden...

But God also forbade Eve from bathing in the nearby river. One day God came down from heaven to find Eve disregarding his command, washing herself in the river.

God put his hands on his hips and shook his head. "Dammit! I'm never going to get that smell out of the fish."

I went to the barbers and asked for a number 2 all over.

I've washed my hair 6 times since and still can't get the smell out.

Eve is boing for the first bath in the lake.

First she dips her toes in the water and it feels great.
She gets into the water up to her knees and she feels amazing.
Then she goes even deeper to put in her thighs, it’s almost ecstatic.
Then she can’t resist no longer so she jumps right into the lake and starts swimming, when the god ap...

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