One day, the monks at a monastery decided they need to raise money.

Friar Tuck decided to start a florist's shop. It was a success! All the villagers nearby loved to buy flowers from the men of God. All except one, that is. The local florist. He was getting run out of business by the monks. He went to the Friar and asked him to close their shop, but they refused....

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Three tough mice.

Three mice are sitting at the bar, bragging on how tough they are. The first one says, "I'm so tough I jump into a mouse trap, catch the bar, bench press it 10 times, then take the cheese" The second one says, "Oh yeah, well I smash up that rat poison and sniff it to get a buzz" The third mouse ...

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