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Knocking Jokes

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A woman is at home and hears someone knocking at her door

She goes to the door, opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it's the same man and he asks the same question to the woman "Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door ag...

Knock-knock joke told to me by a 7 year old kid:

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Doris

Doris who?

Doris locked that's why I'm knocking!

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Three guys are knocking on heavens door. (Sorry for my english)

After a few minutes Petrus comes, wearing his cozy pyjamas, saying: "Guys its late, i need to get some rest, we are closed for today."
"Ehm Petrus", one man replied, "we are kinda dead so please open the door."
Petrus sighs. "Ok, each one of you tells me the story of his death, and if ...

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There's heavy knocking on the door

Father opens the door and a scruffy guy stands there leaning on the porch.
Guy: Hi, my name is Fortunado and i'm here for fucking your daughter.
Father: FOR WHAT?
Guy: Fortunado.

Knock, knock.

*Who’s there?*
Figs.
*Figs who?*
Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!

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