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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and ...

A chopped up person needs help getting put back together.

I'd help, if only I could remember.

Barbies promote unrealistic expectations of women’s bodies.

Women’s heads are much harder to put back on in real life.

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