My dad always told me, “Do what you hate the most the first thing in the morning and get it out of the way.”
Every year, he calls me on my birthday at 6 a.m..
What do you call the YouTube channel of a werewolf who works on submarines to stay out of the way of full moons and copies all the documents for the captain?
Lycan sub scribe
Well, might as well get this out of the way...
Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself.
What do you call it when an Amazon driver swerves out of the way of a pedestrian in Houston?
Prime Texas steer
There is a box in the office closet with a ton of envelopes. It's blocking the door from opening all the way. I asked the manager to get it out of the way and he scoffed "yeah right - you try it"....
I couldn't budge it. For such a small box it was unbelievably heavy.
Then it dawned on me - it was stationary.
I nearly puked on my girlfriend, but she moved out of the way just in time
She ducked my sick
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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A school bus full of Catholic girls drives off a cliff and they all die.
A bus filled with 18 year old sheltered Catholic school girls drove off a cliff and they all died. So they all form a single file line in front of the gates of heaven and saint Peter says to the first girl "have you ever touched a man's penis?" And the girl says "yes but just with the tip of my fing...
A man buys a paint factory in a small town.
He visits the local volunteer fire department to see for himself if they'd be able to handle a fire at his plant. What he finds convinces him they could not...the whole fire department consists of one old pumper truck and a bunch of volunteers he finds less than reliable. He tells them "Boys, I'm so...
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