What is the relation between Thanos and Trigonometry?
sin(nos) / cos(nos) = tan(nos)
If Dracula were a furry, what would his name be?
C3PO is trying to get Nitrous Oxide for his robot friend.
He walks up to a vampire and says 'I want Nos for Ar-Too'.
I have inpenetrable will.
No solicitor or homeless person could ever get to me. The answer is always the firmest of NOs. Why, just the other day an elderly woman with a black eye asked me if I could give the money I had. I refused. Then she began to cry. Bawling her eyes out, she begged me: "Please, I've ...
An Aardvark walks into a bar
Bartender: Can I get you a beer?
Bartender: Can I get you some wine?
Bartender: Well, how about a whiskey?
Bartender: What's with the long Nos?