I was playing baseball with my friend Tandra and she was pitching. I hit the ball straight into left field and made it to second base.
That's a double on Tandra.
Why did they stop the leper football game? There was a hand off at the fifty yard-line.
Why did they stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner.
Why did they stop the leper baseball game? Somebody dropped a ball in left field.
Before the shooting the worst problem at the congressional baseball game was...
Republicans don't want to play left field. Democrats don't want to play right. Nobody wants to play center.
A guy is sitting in the left field bleachers of a baseball stadium, watching the game. In the first inning, someone pretty far behind him yells, "HEY DAVE!" The guy turns around and can't find who was yelling it.
This happens again in the fourth inning, and once more in the seventh. Frustrate...