“You shouldn’t lean back on your chair you’ll become spastimacated”
“I don’t think that’s how you say it”
“That’s how he says it now”
Credit to Russell Howard
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
After my mother passed away, my wife & I decided that the best care for my wheelchair bound father was to move him into a nursing home.
After touring several, Dad finally agreed on one he seemed quite pleased with, but after only a week he called and wanted to leave ASAP.
"But why Dad?," I asked. "When you first got here, you acted as though you really loved the place."
"They're just too damn controlling."
""Wha...
Stalin, Kruschev, and Brezhnev are riding a train when it suddenly grinds to a halt.
Stalin says, "I know what to do. We shoot the conductor, the ticket collector, and ten passengers at random. Then the train will run again."
"No, I have a better idea," says Kruchev. "We tell everyone on the train that true communism is just around the corner! Then the train will run again."<...
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