Unlikely as it sounds, an American, a North Korean, a Frenchman, and a Kiwi were all having a drink near the DMZ. And drunken conversation got to the topic of the knob on the end of the penis.
The American said “the knob is on the penis to aid penetration of the female parts”.
[OC] Three little kittens are sliding slowly of a slanted metal roof. Which one hits the ground first?
The one with the littlest mew.
(This is a physics joke, by the way. I posted it to /r/physicsjokes shortly after I wrote it, but I thought I'd try here)
Two kittens are on a slanted roof, which one slides off first?
The one with the least mew.
[OC] A farmer was wandering around the ranch
He stopped at regular intervals along his wire fence, mumbling to himself.
"Hey Howard, what's up?" His neighbor cruised by on a pickup truck.
"Bill, there's something wrong with my fence." He points to the vertical piece of wood which held up the wire.
"This is exactly identi...
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A college girls rushes to the hospital. Her water has just broke and she is now in labour. As she begins to push, the doctor asks if the father should be present. She answers “I’m not really sure who the father is. You see, I was having a hard time paying for my college tuition. To make some quick c...
How can you tell if someone is Asian by their handwriting?
Their i’s are slanted.
If Mexican restaurants have taught me anything
it’s that people in Mexico only sleep with their back to a cactus while wearing a forward slanted sombrero.