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Lay Out Jokes

Did you know: If you lay out a grown human's intestines end to end,

They'll die.

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Two cowboys

Two cowboys are riding across the prairie. One says to the other:

* Joe, I'll bet you a hundred dollars that you won't eat my shit.
* I will, he says.

They made a bet. Joe ate it, Bill had to lay out a hundred dollars. They kept bouncing. Joe was feeling bad for himself, so he say...

The secret to true love for a man.

Ok guys so I thought I would lay out my Grandfather's secret for true happiness for men..he swore by it, and my father told me it was the best advice ever and made his life amazing!!

Ok so here goes!!

1 Find a woman that makes you laugh.

2 Find a woman that can cook.

3 fi...

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So these three friends went to a park to enjoy their Sunday.

Jim, Tim and Maximilian found a place near a tree to settle down and lay out their stuff. They'd been through a hectic week and they deserved this break, particularly Tim, who had been through the most. So they pulled out their drinks and lay it on the mat, and set up their radio to play some relaxi...

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