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A man runs out of ammo at the paintball range

He slowly pulls out his knife

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NSFW Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position.

One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy.

"What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper i...

I took my new gun out to the range, but couldn’t make it work.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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Three cowboys are out on the range (long).

It's been a long day and all are hungry. The first cowboy rummages in his saddlebags and pulls out a strip of meat to munch on.

"Got any more of that?" asks the second

"Nope. But I can show you where to get some: the bacon-tree."

"The whut?"

"The bacon-tree. It's two hour...

I no longer call it "heading to the shooting range".

Now it's "going out to yeet."

One from 3rd Grade: What's the name of the funniest mountain range?

The Himhilarious

What are funnier mountain ranges or forest?

Mountain ranges, they're hill areas.

What do you call an interrupted wedding at a shooting range?

Near Mrs.

I was invited to a dinner the other night.

The host warned me ahead of time, "Just so you know, we only serve vegetarian dishes. I hope you're alright with that."

I told him, "Of course! I have no problem with vegetarian dishes. In fact, I prefer them. But for the sake of conscience I do prefer it if the vegetarians were free rang...

They opened up a new shooting range in my neighborhood.

Now enrolling grades K thru 8.

So a poor man walks into a pet store

Hoping to buy a parrot. He looks at a whole bunch of parrots, but all of them are out of his price range. He asks one of the employees if they have a cheaper parrot.

“Actually, we have one parrot that nobody has wanted to buy. His name is Chet and he very lovable, but he’s only got one leg.”...

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I asked my grandad for his shooting range

He said: no, you wouldn't make a good principal

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An annual weaponry competition is being held.

There is one representative each from every country. Each representative wields the main weapon of sorts from their culture. A fly is released within the range if the representative and they must cut it. The nore precise or beautiful the cut, the more points.

The next competitor goes up, repr...

Ikea have withdrawn a range of wooden tables made from australian wood that aborigines also use to make boomerangs.

They keep bringing them back.

The Holy Bible is proven to be 100% accurate.

When thrown at a close-range, especially.

When I opened my oven door a big rat ran out.

I tried to shoot him but he was out of my range.

Two hunters were having a chat in a bar

One of them says, "You know, I was hunting at the South Pole once and I see a big seal right within range. So I aim carefully and I take the shot and kill it. After about half an hour of walking through the nastiest blizzard, I see the biggest walrus I had ever seen in my life. I don't even aim, I j...

A hiker walks into a bar

A hiker walks into a bar and the barkeeper greets him with "What are you drinking, sir?"

The hiker scans the range of whisky bottles on display and asks for a measure of an expensive Talisker. The barman pours the drink, which the hiker knocks back in one, and says, "That will be £9.50 please...

I met Tiger Woods at a driving range, and he offered to watch a few of my shots and give me advice

He watched carefully, and told me I was standing much too close to the ball - after I hit it

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A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wif...

What do you get when you cross a mountain range with 40 elephants?

A strategic military advantage against the Romans in the Second Punic War.

It would suck to be named Will at a shooting range.

"Fire at will"

What's the difference between an american school and a firing range?

The school has moving targets.

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Golf Lessons

A lady decided she wanted to spend more time with her golf nut husband. Smartly she went directly to the club pro seeking advice. He took her to the range and told her to hit a ball so he could assess her swing. She did and the ball went 10 feet out in front of her. He suggested she adjust her stanc...

My wife told me she wanted to widen her range of action.

So I expanded the kitchen.

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My sister is taking my nephews to the gun range to teach them about gun safety.

They’re not looking forward to sex ed.

[Long] I was at the fair and I saw this drunk guy at the shooting range.

He was completely wasted but somehow managed to shoot all the targets. The guy at the stand gave him the first prize :a turtle. I watched the guy leave happily with his prize while bumping into sober people.

Later on, the guy came back swaying to the shooting range, even more drunk. The guy a...

There are 5 flies in a kitchen. Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

What do you call a pizzeria on a golf range?

Pizza Putt.

[OC] How do americans get to the shooting range?

With the school bus

I went to a gun range. I saw a man shooting a gun every 15 minutes.

I go over to the man shooting and see he has shot the same precise hole every time.

I see it's Todd Howard, I ask him how he does it.
He says, "It's easy, just do the same thing every time."

My boss bought a new car yesterday

It was an incredibly expensive top of the range BMW and I said to him as I walked passed on my way into work; “Lovely car, Boss - things must be going well?”

He replied “Thanks and yes things are good, but you know, if you work hard and keep your head down, by this time next year, I could hav...

My Math teacher told me I'm terrible at telling Math jokes.

She was mode to me.



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Officer at the shooting range: Get ready, aim, fire at will.

Soldier: Which one is Will?

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a range rover

The hedgehog has pricks on the outside.

Humans exist in a tight range of 7.35-7.45 pH which means...

Y'all basic!

What happens when you put a bar at a golf range? (OC)

A lot of drunk driving.

I took my kids to the shooting range today.

But they said I had to use the paper targets.

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

A man in his late twenties was in a car accident... (Long)

The windshield shattered and a piece flew into his eye, blinding him and causing irreparable damage to the eyeball itself. As this man had substantial student loan debt, his doctor could only find one prosthetic eye in his price range and it happened to be made out of wood. To help him deal with thi...

A man and his wife are shopping...

...and a salesman comes up to them asks if they've tried their new range of toilet brushes.

"No we haven't", said the man. "We'll take two of those please".

A week later, they are in the store again and the salesman asks "How did you get on with those toilet brushes?".

The man...

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A range of alcoholic drinks is being produced named after famous authors

.... Dickens Cider is proving very popular

I asked my friend in Texas if he wanted to go to the shooting range with me.

He says, "Nah fam, High School was a long time ago"

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I got told off for masturbating at the gun range.

We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip.

A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango

They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"

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A sniper and his spotter are practicing on the range...

The sniper shoulders the spotter and says "Buddy I hate to be the one to tell you but I just scoped back over towards the barracks and your wife is cheating on you with the XO." The spotter gets a grim look in his eyes and mutters "Shoot the bitch in the head and the bastard in the balls." The snipe...

My 10 y.o. son cracked this joke on the driving range today.

I sliced the hell out of the ball. My son watched it land, turned to me and said, "that ball was like Star Trek Voyager ... way off course."

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