I tried to test my new gun at the range, but it wouldn’t work.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

What are funnier mountain ranges or forest?

Mountain ranges, they're hill areas.

What do you call an interrupted wedding at a shooting range?

Near Mrs.

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Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.


One said, "Think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."


"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"


"Well, it's where you get your wife down on a...

The Holy Bible is proven to be 100% accurate.

When thrown at a close-range, especially.

Ikea have withdrawn a range of wooden tables made from australian wood that aborigines also use to make boomerangs.

They keep bringing them back.

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I asked my grandad for his shooting range

He said: no, you wouldn't make a good principal

A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret Store to purchase a negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price — the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

...

What do you get when you cross a mountain range with 40 elephants?

A strategic military advantage against the Romans in the Second Punic War.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day.

The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.
After a few seconds he rose and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed "Damn you’re smart, how the hell do you know?"
Tonto replied, "Face...

What's the difference between an american school and a firing range?

The school has moving targets.

My wife told me she wanted to widen her range of action.

So I expanded the kitchen.

It would suck to be named Will at a shooting range.

"Fire at will"

[Long] I was at the fair and I saw this drunk guy at the shooting range.

He was completely wasted but somehow managed to shoot all the targets. The guy at the stand gave him the first prize :a turtle. I watched the guy leave happily with his prize while bumping into sober people.

Later on, the guy came back swaying to the shooting range, even more drunk. The guy a...

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Golf Joke...What do you call the part of the body in between the vagina and rectum?

The driving range, because that’s where you hit your balls

I went to a gun range. I saw a man shooting a gun every 15 minutes.

I go over to the man shooting and see he has shot the same precise hole every time.

I see it's Todd Howard, I ask him how he does it.
He says, "It's easy, just do the same thing every time."

Humans exist in a tight range of 7.35-7.45 pH which means...

Y'all basic!

[OC] How do americans get to the shooting range?

With the school bus

According to a recent survey of priests

Only 50% find altar boys who sing in the alto range interesting.

Not surprisingly, the other half finds them to be an a-choired taste.

What happens when you put a bar at a golf range? (OC)

A lot of drunk driving.

Officer at the shooting range: Get ready, aim, fire at will.

Soldier: Which one is Will?

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It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.

As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake.

“Hold on there, partner,” said the snake, “don’t shoot- I’m an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don’t sho...

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a range rover

The hedgehog has pricks on the outside.

A man had an adult daughter who he loved dearly but rarely met. He decided to send her a letter, and in it was hundreds of pieces of advice to help her succeed in life.

The advice ranged from career to cooking to basic mechanics; it was like a manual for life, and it took him a good while to rewrite, condense, and perfect.

When he went to the post office to send the letter, he met the mail deliverer Kurt. Kurt said he would deliver the letter.

The man...

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn't want to spend a lot of money.

“How much do they cost?" he asked the salesman.

"They range from $2 to $2,000."

"Can I see the $2 model?" said the customer.

The salesman put a large device around the
man's neck, and said: "You just stick this red tube in your ear and run this cable down into your pocket." ...

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A range of alcoholic drinks is being produced named after famous authors

.... Dickens Cider is proving very popular

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I was in the shower tonight and my wife told me that I’m like a Tesla

Sexy as hell but overpriced and have a limited range

I took my kids to the shooting range today.

But they said I had to use the paper targets.

Who's the bravest in the military

At a NATO conference in Washington DC one year, British, French, and US Generals were discussing who had the bravest soldiers.
The French General told one of his soldiers to run out into the path of on coming traffic.....the soldier did, and was killed. The General said, "Now that is bravery" ...

I asked my friend in Texas if he wanted to go to the shooting range with me.

He says, "Nah fam, High School was a long time ago"

If I get a full score on my firearm safety test

I'll school up the shooting range

I missed my wife

Guess it's back to the range for more practice...

A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango

They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"

I was at the firing range when a family walked right into the lanes while people were firing to hang their targets.

That’s one family no one will miss.

Seems a guy in Texas makes a rolling stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman.

Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolv...

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

Americans have a strange dialect.

It's all "sneakers" instead of "trainers"...

... and "sweater" instead of "jumper"...

... and "shooting range" instead of "high school"...

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange"...

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"

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I got told off for masturbating at the gun range.

We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip.

Never criticize a gun owner until you've walked a mile in his shoes

That way he'll be barefoot and you'll be out of range

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A sniper and his spotter are practicing on the range...

The sniper shoulders the spotter and says "Buddy I hate to be the one to tell you but I just scoped back over towards the barracks and your wife is cheating on you with the XO." The spotter gets a grim look in his eyes and mutters "Shoot the bitch in the head and the bastard in the balls." The snipe...

What's the difference between a shooting range and a school in the US?

You'll find a Safety Officer in the former.

My 10 y.o. son cracked this joke on the driving range today.

I sliced the hell out of the ball. My son watched it land, turned to me and said, "that ball was like Star Trek Voyager ... way off course."

I heard that Chicago had a world renowned shooting range. So I went to go check it out. When I got there I couldn’t seem to find it, so I asked for directions...

The guy I asked gave me a funny look and said, “The city of Chicago is the shooting range.”

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