I took my new gun out to the range, but couldn’t make it work.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

What is the difference between school and shooting range?

Americans don't know this too.

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Three cowboys are out on the range (long).

It's been a long day and all are hungry. The first cowboy rummages in his saddlebags and pulls out a strip of meat to munch on.

"Got any more of that?" asks the second

"Nope. But I can show you where to get some: the bacon-tree."

"The whut?"

"The bacon-tree. It's two hour...

I no longer call it "heading to the shooting range".

Now it's "going out to yeet."

One from 3rd Grade: What's the name of the funniest mountain range?

The Himhilarious

What are funnier mountain ranges or forest?

Mountain ranges, they're hill areas.

What do you call an interrupted wedding at a shooting range?

Near Mrs.

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Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.


One said, "Think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."


"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"


"Well, it's where you get your wife down on a...

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A guy tries to impress his date with his knowledge of wine.

He tells the wine steward to bring a bottle of 1985 Sterling Cabernet Sauvignon from the Carneros district.

After tasting it, the young man berates the steward. “This is a 1992 vintage from the Diamond Creek vineyard in the Mayacamas range. Please bring me what I ordered.”

Watching fr...

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A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wif...

They opened up a new shooting range in my neighborhood.

Now enrolling grades K thru 8.

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Golf Lessons

A lady decided she wanted to spend more time with her golf nut husband. Smartly she went directly to the club pro seeking advice. He took her to the range and told her to hit a ball so he could assess her swing. She did and the ball went 10 feet out in front of her. He suggested she adjust her stanc...

The Holy Bible is proven to be 100% accurate.

When thrown at a close-range, especially.

Ikea have withdrawn a range of wooden tables made from australian wood that aborigines also use to make boomerangs.

They keep bringing them back.

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I asked my grandad for his shooting range

He said: no, you wouldn't make a good principal

My boss bought a new car yesterday

It was an incredibly expensive top of the range BMW and I said to him as I walked passed on my way into work; “Lovely car, Boss - things must be going well?”

He replied “Thanks and yes things are good, but you know, if you work hard and keep your head down, by this time next year, I could hav...

My Math teacher told me I'm terrible at telling Math jokes.

She was mode to me.



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There are 5 flies in a kitchen. Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

A man and his wife are shopping...

...and a salesman comes up to them asks if they've tried their new range of toilet brushes.

"No we haven't", said the man. "We'll take two of those please".

A week later, they are in the store again and the salesman asks "How did you get on with those toilet brushes?".

The man...

A man in his late twenties was in a car accident... (Long)

The windshield shattered and a piece flew into his eye, blinding him and causing irreparable damage to the eyeball itself. As this man had substantial student loan debt, his doctor could only find one prosthetic eye in his price range and it happened to be made out of wood. To help him deal with thi...

What do you get when you cross a mountain range with 40 elephants?

A strategic military advantage against the Romans in the Second Punic War.

What's the difference between an american school and a firing range?

The school has moving targets.

It would suck to be named Will at a shooting range.

"Fire at will"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day.

The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.
After a few seconds he rose and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed "Damn you’re smart, how the hell do you know?"
Tonto replied, "Face...

My wife told me she wanted to widen her range of action.

So I expanded the kitchen.

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My sister is taking my nephews to the gun range to teach them about gun safety.

They’re not looking forward to sex ed.

[Long] I was at the fair and I saw this drunk guy at the shooting range.

He was completely wasted but somehow managed to shoot all the targets. The guy at the stand gave him the first prize :a turtle. I watched the guy leave happily with his prize while bumping into sober people.

Later on, the guy came back swaying to the shooting range, even more drunk. The guy a...

What do you call a pizzeria on a golf range?

Pizza Putt.

I went to a gun range. I saw a man shooting a gun every 15 minutes.

I go over to the man shooting and see he has shot the same precise hole every time.

I see it's Todd Howard, I ask him how he does it.
He says, "It's easy, just do the same thing every time."

If a group of dolphins is called a pod

And a group of crows is called a murder
What’s a group of kids called

A shooting range

Humans exist in a tight range of 7.35-7.45 pH which means...

Y'all basic!

Officer at the shooting range: Get ready, aim, fire at will.

Soldier: Which one is Will?

What happens when you put a bar at a golf range? (OC)

A lot of drunk driving.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a range rover

The hedgehog has pricks on the outside.

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Golf Joke...What do you call the part of the body in between the vagina and rectum?

The driving range, because that’s where you hit your balls

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A range of alcoholic drinks is being produced named after famous authors

.... Dickens Cider is proving very popular

I took my kids to the shooting range today.

But they said I had to use the paper targets.

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

I asked my friend in Texas if he wanted to go to the shooting range with me.

He says, "Nah fam, High School was a long time ago"

A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango

They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"

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I got told off for masturbating at the gun range.

We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip.

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A sniper and his spotter are practicing on the range...

The sniper shoulders the spotter and says "Buddy I hate to be the one to tell you but I just scoped back over towards the barracks and your wife is cheating on you with the XO." The spotter gets a grim look in his eyes and mutters "Shoot the bitch in the head and the bastard in the balls." The snipe...

My 10 y.o. son cracked this joke on the driving range today.

I sliced the hell out of the ball. My son watched it land, turned to me and said, "that ball was like Star Trek Voyager ... way off course."

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