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Kill Off Jokes

I decided to kill off some characters in the book I am writing

It would definitely spice up my autobiography.

Why did the Spanish kill off the Incans?

Because they were an Incanvenience...

Stalin appears to Putin in a dream

He says to Putin: "I have two bits of advice for you: kill off all your opponents and paint the Kremlin blue."

Putin asks, "Why blue?"

Stalin replies, "I knew you would not object to the first one."

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The parents want to get rid of the family's pet bunny.

A family has a pet rabbit, but their son and daughter fail to do their part when it comes to cleaning its cage etc. and so the parents decide to quietly kill off the bunny and tell the kids that it ran away. So that's what they do, and since it's a well-fed bunny and they don't want to let all that ...

My good freind Jake is writing my biography

I told him he should kill off the main character

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