The 6+ Best Manga Jokes

Beethoven wrote a manga

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What do you call French people who like manga and anime?

Ouibs.

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A manga artist told a man that his 2D female anime characters were alive and he could have sex with them for as long as he wanted ...

The man was overjoyed, and asked where the characters were.

"In my drawing room." the artist responded.

The man rushed into the room, closing the door behind him.

A few minutes later, the door opened. Out came the man with a pained expression on his face, holding his crotch wi...

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A young man is in need of a job,

And he looks through the classifieds to see what's available. He finds an ad from a farmer in need of some extra hands, so the man calls up the farmer and agrees to meet the next day to see what work he'd be doing.

The farmer greets him at the gate and begins to show the young man around. Fir...

What's a weeb's favorite element?

Manga-nese

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An Artist in Japan

An English Manga artist is offered a job in Japan - by Studio Ghibli. He arrives in Tokyo 7 hours early, so decides to visit the red light district. Here he bangs a geisha for 5 hours solid - with her screaming "Machigatta ana Machigatta ana" at the top of her voice. Which puts a big smile on his fa...

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