Anime Jokes - 12 Hilarious Anime Jokes

Anyone heard of an anime exorcism?

It's when the child tells the priest to get out of the demon's body.

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What’s a rooster’s favorite kind of anime?

Hentai

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What do you call a french anime fan?

A ouiaboo

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What do you call an anime girl's dad?

A Loli Pop

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Netflix’s new live-action anime adaption “One Piece” bombs despite majority positive reviews from critics and audiences

The studio blames their poor numbers off the series glorifying piracy.

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French Navy can defeat any anime villain

They can just use the Power of French Ship

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime?

A weebsite.

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What do you call a line at an anime convention?

A queuwu

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A normie and an anime watcher were having a debate if humans have souls.

Normie: People don't have souls.

Anime watcher: No they do.

Normie: Oh really? Then let's make a bet. We research whether or not people have souls and come back in a year to show our evidence.

Anime watcher: ok.

Normie: I bet $10,000, how about you?

Anime watcher: ...

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Why don't they show vaginas in anime?

Because then it would be a plot hole

What did the anime character say to the wookiee when it ate too fast?

Chew, baka!

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