Why did the blonde leave the ice pick in the freezer?
Because she thought if she left it out for too long it would melt
What do you call a man with an ice pick in his head?
Anything you want - he clearly doesn't control the security apparatus of the Soviet state.
There's shop in the mall selling ice picks, knives, leather gloves, shovels, brass knuckles, ropes, and women's stockings
It was called "Accessories To The Crime"
There were these two guys from Alabama ...
Who loved to fish, and they wanted to try some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada and they took off for up there.
The lakes were frozen nicely! So they stopped just before they got to a lake at a little bait shop to get all their tackle. Bob looked at Ed and said, "We're going t...
Two fishermen from Texas decide to try ice fishing for the first time
They drive up to Wisconsin and stop at the tackle shop by the lake side. One fisherman buys a couple of ice picks and leaves while the other buys some bait. A little while later, the first fisherman comes back and buys 6 more ice picks, which the shop keeper is happy to supply, but is a little curio...
An ice fishing joke never before posted here.
Billy Bob and his family decided to go ice fishing. So they loaded up all their tackle and headed up north and found a lake where they could go ice fishing with a tackle shop nearby in case they needed anything. When they got there the man behind the counter said they'd need ice picks for breaking t...
Leon Trotsky asks a travel agent if they have any hotel rooms in Mexico.
The travel agent responded by saying that Mexico would be a very ice pick.
A man goes ice fishing...
He takes out his ice pick and begins to hack away. Suddenly, he hears a booming voice from above say, "There are no fish there."
He moves to a new spot and begins again. Again comes the voice, ”There are no fish there either."
He tries a third spot, and again the voice informs him, "No...
Three macho Eskimos were arguing about who had the coldest igloo, so they decided to check each in turn.
Three macho Eskimos were arguing about who had the coldest igloo, so they decided to check each in turn. Sure he’d clinched the argument, the first Eskimo pulled back his polar-bear-skin blanket and revealed that his bed was made of ice.
“Nah, mine’s colder,” claimed the second Eskimo. And wh...
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