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Hard Cash Jokes

What do you call a dollar frozen in a block of ice?

Cold hard cash.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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Piss Poor Luck

A guy walks into a bar, and slams down a wad of cash and tells the bartender he's on a lucky streak all night. After a few drinks, the guy asks if anyone in the bar are willing to bet hard cash, and the Bartender points him to an area in the back of the bar.


A little over an hour later, t...

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