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Currency Jokes

A Chinese guy in the U.S. goes to exchange his currency.

He exchanges C¥10,000 and gets US$1,500.

The next day, he exchanges another C¥10,000, but gets only US$1,499. He asks why.

The exchange clerk says, “Fluctuations.”

The Chinese guy is shocked for a moment, and yells back, “Fluctuamelicans!”

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An Asian walks into a currency exchange and get $100 back for his exchange

Next day he goes there again and for the same amount of money he receives $94 this time.

He asks the teller "why $6 less today compared to yesterday"

The teller say "fluctuations"

The Asian man get up angrily and storms out slamming the door, turns around and shouts "fluc you Am...

What do they call the currency in Kazakhstan?

The Almaty dollar

To increase foreign currency reserves, the Government of China is offering a limited-time double exchange rate offer.

Buy Yuan get Yuan free.

What did the American say after his wife explained US currency to him?

Ohh, that makes cents

Did you know that chicken strips are a new form of currency in some areas?

They’re considered legal “tender”

Currency trading

I used to trade currency. this asian guy came in and wanted to exchange 10,000yen - I gave him $120.

a week later he came in with another 10,000yen - I gave him $105.

a week after that he came in with another 10,000yen - I gave him $135.

the guy said to me in an annoyed voice...

What type of currency will Superman never accept?

Krypto-currency

I believe that it is time for all the world's countries to come together and create one universal currency

I mean it's just common cents

What currency do processes use to bribe the processor?

They use cache

Did you hear about the country that tried to use fresh fruit as currency?

They ran into problems when everyone’s money started to get moldy. Last I heard, they’re looking into using non-fungible tokens now.

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An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.

The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.
He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said "Fluctuations."

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fuck you America...

why did elementary school kids ask their Hispanic janitor about Chinese currency?

Because it takes Juan to know Yuan!

Countries around the world are having a competition to find out which currency is the best

Brazilian trying to keep it real, Russian is in ruble, and South Korean won.

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The porn industry introduces its own virtual currency.

Clitcoin.

Superman lost all of his money on a digital currency scheme

It was his cryptonite.

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TIL Vietnam’s national currency is the Dong.

I mean I’ve heard of shit costing an arm and a leg but that just seems cruel.

Chuck Norris mines crypto currency

by hand.

The metal strip in paper currency is sensitive to microwave and radio waves.

Because it apparently tends to burn a hole in the pocket.

Did anyone hear about that country who started using balloons as currency?

They ended up with a massive inflation problem.

What would Jeff Bezos’ currency be called?

Slavery.

I had to throw out all of my danish currency

I didn't wanna catch the Kronervirus

We should all agree on a global currency

In my opinion, dollars make the most cents

Do you know what the currency of United Kingdom for non-americans is ??

Kilograms.

I have a job at the mint making paper currency.

That’s right, my job isn’t making cents.

You see each country has its own currency

In the US they have the dollar

In the UK they have the pound

In the EU they have the euro

In Australia they have toilet paper

Every single currency in this world is just an illusion, a social construct

but Brazil's real.

Which country has no official currency?

Chequeoslovakia

What would you do if all US currency turned in to cheese?

Personally I'd just start using a swiss bank

What currency do you use to buy a cow?

Moo-ney

What's a corpse's favorite currency?

Cryptocurrency

What's the name of the Thai superhero that fights crime while dressed as currency?

Bahtman.

Or is it The Bahtman?

TIL that the Hindi word for "penny" is derived from the word for bread, as in the ancient Indus valley, small and dense pieces of bread were used as currency

Sounds like a bunch of naan-cents to me

Why do stoners like crypto currency?

Because people are always talking about different kinds of hashes!

That joke came to me the other day. It. Are me laugh for a second so I thought I'd share.

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Currency Fluctuations

An Asian man comes to the US to do business and converts 110 million Yen into 1 million dollars. On his next trip, he returns to the bank to do the same, but only receives $990,000 in return.

He asks the teller, "Why did I receive less this time?"

The teller responds with a shrug, "...

So DC Comics currency

Superman’s weakness is probably a *krypto* currency

I read that Brazil wants do dollarize its currency and i thought...

*That's not real*

What currency do Jewish ogres use?

Shrekels.

What is Forrest Gump’s favorite part of US currency?

The pen-nay

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What did the US Treasury Secretary Say to the Chinese Central Banker After the Currency Devalued?

What the fuck are Yuan?

A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad...

...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.

Dad: $9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?

This new digital currency is bitc*in!

Sorry. Bitcoin. It’s called bitcoin

What is the accepted currency in Australia?

Outbucks.

If karma was a currency, Reddit would be a capitalist society

But I've figured out how to make reddit into a communist society.

They just need to seize the memes of production.

I think that we should officially change our currency to balloons.

You could much more easily control inflation.

A teacher is checking if the children know the currencies from around the world.

First she asks Mike about Britain's currency and he says:"Pounds."

Then she asks Joe about America's currency he says:"Dollars."

Finally she gets to Peter and asks him what is Germany's currency.

He says:"TIMES."

Bamboozled, she asks what is "times"?

Peter:"Well yo...

What do you call the new Iraqi currency?

An after Dinar mint.

This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his Money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of Money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?"

The banker says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too."

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When/If Scotland becomes independent, what will the national currency be called?

Doesn't matter, you won't be able to pry it out of the cheap bastards' hands anyway.

What's the one currency superman can't hold?

Kryptocurrency.

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One week, a Chinese guy exchanged some currency....

and came back next week to do it again, only to find that the rate had increased.

He asked the nearby white clerk, "Hey! You! Why it more expensive now?"

The clerk replied, "Oh. Fluctuations."

And the Chinese man said, "Well, fuck you white guy!"

(Disclaimer: I'm Chinese ...

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An Japanese man walks into a bank...

... and goes up to the teller. Even though he is new to speaking English, he says, "I wish to exchange 400 of my currency for US dollars. The teller proceeds to do so and they politely part ways. A few days pass and the Japanese man again walks into the bank, again to exchange the same amount curren...

There's this amazing joke about Saudi Arabia's currency, but I forgot where I heard it

Then I remembered that I found the Riyal joke in the comments

What do you call Donald Trump’s form of currency?

Trump change

US currency types were having a contest to see who could accrue the most of another country’s currency

Nickels managed to stack up a lot of Euros and beat Quarters who only managed to pile up a few. Dimes did alright for themselves too but none of them bragged about how well they were doing because they knew that their smallest denomination friends were volatile and when confronted with bragging when...

Why didn't George Washington want his portrait on US currency?

Because he didn't want to be drawn and "quartered."

An Iranian goes to exchange some currency

He asks the teller what the current rate is for the US Dollar.

"Now, or... now?"

I heard Venezuelan currency has inflated so much they are weighing it instead of counting it.

Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds.

An American guy goes to a currency conversion shop...

...and notices the changing rates of the US dollar. He says to the clerk, "Wow...fluctuations..." The clerk angrily replies, "HEY! FLUCK YOU WHITE GUYS TOO!"

In fallout, why are caps used as currency?

Because america is a CAPitalist country.

Zimbabwe's currency is so devalued...

That rapper "50 cent" is known as "40 billion dollar"

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