Hands Down Jokes - 5 Hilarious Hands Down Jokes

Hands down, Pele was the greatest football player of all time.

Hands up, he'd be thrown out of the game as that's against the rules.

6:30 is my favorite time, hands down.

But 3:15 is all right.

I've heard a lot of people say that 6:30 is the best time, hands down

But, hey, 3:15 is pretty alright

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What do you call a prostitute with her hands down her pants?

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Everyone talks about how May 4th is 100% hands down the best Star Wars holiday ever....

But only a fifth May deal in absolutes..

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