A burglar broke into my house and stole the most important things in my life.
Whoever you are please bring back my hand lotion and the box of napkins.
Home Remedies
Between washing my hands so much and hand sanitizer, my hands have really started getting dried out. Quick tip for my fellow men: hand lotion can help. Yes, I too was shocked it had a dual purpose!
...a customer enters a Pharmacy store, rubbing his hands together...
...the Pharmacist greets him and says: "welcome sir, you're here to get some hand lotion, I presume" and the customer goes:"what? No, I'm here to buy some "" or something, I'm having a later tonight and I want it to last as long as possible". The guy buys the pills and goes...the nex...
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