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Viscosity Jokes

What is the viscosity of milk?

Mu

Iggy Azalea must have an infinitely high viscosity

because she got no flow.

The royal calligrapher's apprentice.

In the late 1400s there was a young man named Pablo. He was apprenticed to the royal calligrapher for the king of Spain. One day the royal calligrapher gathered his apprentices for a lesson.

"Any letter penned for his majesty must be penned with Ink made here in Spain! It would be a trav...

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