I'm trying really hard to get a job at the moisturizer factory

I'm applying twice a day

Thousands of crates of moisturizer were reported stolen today

... Police looking for a smooth criminal

A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturizer...

...that makes you look ten years younger...

If you want a job in thr moisturizer industry, the best advice i can give you is...

To apply daily.

What language does the moisturizer speak?

Laotian

What's a matadors choice skin moisturizer?

"Olay"

(I made it up- unsure if I'm the first but I doubt it)

My girlfriend uses an amazing skin moisturizer

It's like taking a handy from a baby!

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A boat was shipwrecked in the South Pacific, as a result...

A group of people from different nationalities found themselves stranded on a remote and beautiful island. The party consisted of:

-Two Italian men and one Italian woman

-Two French men and one French woman

-Two German men and one German woman

-Two Greek men and one Greek...

The beauty industry:

For men: This can be used as a shampoo, body wash, face wash, lotion, mouth wash, tooth paste, engine degreaser, spackle, or sunscreen


For women: We've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow

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