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Moisturizer Jokes

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Came up with this one this morning. What do you call moisturizer for your penis?

Chapsdick.

What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer ?

One will burn your eyes, the other will moisturize

What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?

OLAY

If you want a job in a moisturizer factory,

you should apply daily.

Thousands of crates of moisturizer were reported stolen today

... Police looking for a smooth criminal

I'm trying really hard to get a job at the moisturizer factory

I'm applying twice a day

A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturizer...

...that makes you look ten years younger...

What language does the moisturizer speak?

Laotian

My girlfriend uses an amazing skin moisturizer

It's like taking a handy from a baby!

What's a matadors choice skin moisturizer?

"Olay"

(I made it up- unsure if I'm the first but I doubt it)

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A boat was shipwrecked in the South Pacific, as a result...

A group of people from different nationalities found themselves stranded on a remote and beautiful island. The party consisted of:

-Two Italian men and one Italian woman

-Two French men and one French woman

-Two German men and one German woman

-Two Greek men and one Greek...

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