Glue Jokes

So far, he hasn't said anything about it.

She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

I needed to attach a velvet Elvis painting to a pink flamingo lawn ornament, so I grabbed a bottle of contact cement. The instructions said to apply to both surfaces and wait until they’re no longer tacky before putting them together. That was 6 months ago, and they’re still tacky. How much longer d... read more

You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna!

It’s a habit that just sticks

But he’s sticking to his guns.

She's still not talking to me :(

She still isn't talking to me.

Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

And people ride horses for sport.

Sport is a pretty good workout.

So if you sniff glue for 90 minutes, you can probably skip the gym for that day.

I questioned it at first, but I decided to stick to my guns.

I can't tell you how happy I am.

Rice

They become confused.

It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me

*hold your hand up, but keep your fingers together*

This many times!

He still can't let it go.

She asked for a refund, but they won't give her silverback.

Deciding whether to go to the hospital or the vet

I just cant put it down.

>!Flamboyancy!<

It finally resin ated with me

Adherents.

I will never keep lube and glue in the same drawer ever again.

I asked her how she did it, but sadly, her lips were sealed.

A group of experienced glue-sniffers was teaching a newcomer to sniff glue.

But instead of sniffing the glue, the glue sniffer poured it into his mouth, and had to go to the hospital emergency room.

"Hey," reminded one of the glue-sniffers. "Don't expose our glue-sniffing group."
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One is a heavy mammal and one is a little lighter.

To give him sticky fingers.

But sometimes one just needs to stick to their guns

It didn’t adhere to the rules

It might be true : I've never seen a baby falling apart.

She's not speaking to me.

Cause I can’t get you outta my head

We have been inseparable ever since we met.

Totally nailed it

... I guess I'm in a sticky situation.

It seemed like everything was falling apart. But I stuck with it, and have managed to hold it all together.

I just needed to adhere to the rules

One sells watches while the other watches cells.

And the pot of glue?

Well that's where you get stuck.

The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.”

The professor says “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?” so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the ki... read more

I thought I was supposed to shelter in paste!

A truck owned by a commercial glue company is driving through London when it accidentally collides with a lamp post, causing it to swerve out of control and flip on its side. During this collision, the tank holding the glue explodes and 1000kg of glue falls upon a poor pedestrian. He's firmly stuck ... read more

Ed here

She still got away

You just get attached to it

Horse: it's weird he brought 3 of us

I asked for a pay rise, but the management stuck to their guns

I think he should just pick one and stick with it.

My model plane fell completely apart!

He says "She denies it, but I am sticking to my guns"

I don't know why, it just seemed to stick

He now keeps his mouth shut

They're sticking to their guns.

After she told her best friend about the mix up, the friend said: "This story stays between us, the less people that know about this the better."

The woman nodded in agreement... "Yeah that's right, my lips are sealed."

And presto-chango, facial hare!