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Hand Cream Jokes

What do you call a hand cream that makes you cry?

A moist-your-eyes-er

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday?

We don't know yet, it's been an hour and he's still figuring out how to open it

Update: He got it open. It was hand cream. The kid got hand cream

Two priests are showering

Two priests are showering when one says to the other “Damn I’m out of soap”

The other priest says “I’ll go to my office and get some”.

So the priest picks up two bars of soap from his office, but on his way back he hears the voices of two nuns down the hall.

The priest, stark ...

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