Once a half wit homeless man saw a lady buying sanitary pads.

Man: X'cuse me ma'am if you could share some of those bread with me I'll be very grateful.


Lady: Sure. I'll come back tomorrow with the jam on it.

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You ladies who only use tampons should really give pads a try. I'll even send you a sample for free.

No strings attached

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The Canadian Government is considering forcing all large businesses to provide their employees with tampons and pads free of charge.

Businesses say the costs will be tough to absorb....

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Why don’t maxi pads socialise with tampons?

They’re stuck up cunts.

Why do hockey players wear so many pads?

Because they have 3 periods every game!

Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie?

Because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads

Are knee pads...

... the perfect gift, for givers?

A couple of years ago, one night,

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood.

Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my pl...

What does a frog wear when playing sports?

Lily Pads

My friend

So, I had this friend called Joe. So we both lived in this little apartment whilst in uni. I also had a girlfriend at the time as well. Joe was an...interesting guy. Funny, helpful, respectful. But he never told me where he was born or grew up. Anyway, one day im out with my girlfriend at a restaura...

Why don’t they have iPads in Russia

Because they only have wePads

Polish women are like goalies.

They both change their pads every 3 periods.

Son: "Mom! The computer is full of viruses!"

Mom: "Screw the computer! I just won 2 free iPads and a free trip to Paris!"

Fly, baby, fly!

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A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building... he suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks: "why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?" The bl...

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