I thought tonight was my chance to get it on with a couple of blonde twins
Turned out I was just with my girlfriend and I had one drink too many!
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A man and woman were about to "get it on"
He starts to take his shoes and socks off when she cries out,
"Oh shit,what happened to your feet?"
He replies,"Oh that.I had tolio."
"You mean polio don't you?"
"No.It just infected my toes."
Thinking nothing of it he begins taking off his pants.
"Oh my,Wha...
Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks." She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it."
They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. It’s so dark he can't see anything so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL."
She says, "Thank you." He says, "You m...
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