Why did the fry cook go to jail?

He battered his wife.

A guy walks into a diner and sees the fry cook, with one arm, making hamburger patties by smashing meat under his armpit...

The guy complains to his waiter that using his armpit to make burger patties is the grossest thing a fry cook could ever do to prepare food.

The waiter responds, “I assure you it’s not. In the morning he makes donuts.”

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How much lube should you buy to prepare to have sex with a McDonald's fry cook with a cheddar fetish?

About a quart to pound her with cheese.

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What did the fry cook do when he found out he was cooking burger patties made of feces?

He flipped a shit.

I often get the order wrong...

What do I have in common with an incompetent fry cook?

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