Fry Cook Jokes - 5 Hilarious Fry Cook Jokes

Why did the fry cook go to jail?

He battered his wife.

A guy walks into a diner and sees the fry cook, with one arm, making hamburger patties by smashing meat under his armpit...

The guy complains to his waiter that using his armpit to make burger patties is the grossest thing a fry cook could ever do to prepare food.

The waiter responds, “I assure you it’s not. In the morning he makes donuts.”

Two city kids take a road trip

Two city kids are taking a road trip deep into the countryside. After a long day of driving, they manage to find a diner, way out in the farmland, and decide to get dinner.

To their amazement, the restaurant is run entirely by cattle. The fry cook is a longhorn. A Holstein takes their order ...

I often get the order wrong...

What do I have in common with an incompetent fry cook?

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Poop Patties

What did the fry cook do when he found out they were making the burger patties with feces?

He flipped a shit.

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