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My Egg died.

He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten.

Don't worry he went over easy.

He's now on the sunny side.

He's definitely in a better plate...

My wife said, “Why are all the potatoes burnt to a crisp?”

I said, “That’s for tomorrow.”

My wife: Huh?

Me: It’s Black Fry Day.

What do you call a Friday in France?

French fry day

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