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My conservative brother is considering buying free weights…

To own the lbs.

I was banned from the gym for taking home a dumbbell.

"Free weights," my ass!

The weight loss program

A man wants to lose his beer belly, so he signs up for a free weight loss program he read about online.

On the first day, he hears a knock at his door. He answers it, and sees an extremely attractive woman standing there.

"If you catch me, you get to keep me," says the woman.

So...

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