Founding Jokes - 8 Hilarious Founding Jokes

How do we know that the US founding fathers were pro-mexican?

The national anthem doesn't say: "Hey Frank, look over there!"
Instead it says: "Jose can you see."

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The founding fathers were having a discussion about the originations of their last names

"I wonder if someone in my family ran a laundry business" mused George Washington, "that may be the reason"

"I suppose mine is more boring, at some point there must have been a Jeffer son", said Thomas Jefferson.

"I don't like this game", said John Hancock

The USA is proud because their Founding Fathers had strong convictions

Big deal the founders of Australia had convictions too.

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My grandmother was a founding pioneer for the Weathertech products.

She had clear vinyl on her furniture

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If the Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they be doing?

clawing at the tops of their coffins and screaming, probably.

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People are currently shooting fireworks off in my neighborhood. I'm usually all for shooting fireworks to celebrate the founding of the greatest nation on Earth, but come on...

Canada Day was yesterday!

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What were the founding father's favorite cereals?

Chex and Balance

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Hello! I traveled back in time from the year 2077 to witness the founding of my community.

Anyone knows where i can find the
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