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Hello! I traveled back in time from the year 2077 to witness the founding of my community.

Anyone knows where i can find the
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Now that there is a musical about Alexander Hamilton, I'm going to make a Musical about the founding of the Webster's English Dictionary

It's going to be a play on words

It’s a little-known fact that, after signing the Declaration of Independence, the Founding Fathers collectively dropped their pants, pointing their posteriors toward England

Thus the motto “E pluribus moon ‘em”

The founding fathers of Canada are sitting in front of a map filling in names for cities...

Pierre: "I suppose the capital there should have a name, too, me."

Gaton "ought to, uh?"

If the Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they be doing?

clawing at the tops of their coffins and screaming, probably.

What were the founding father's favorite cereals?

Chex and Balance

Why did the Founding Fathers hire accountants from Prague?

They needed a system of Czechs and balances.

Why couldn't the founding fathers ever get a date?

They were revolting

What would our founding fathers say if they saw the white house today?

What the hell are Jefferson's kids doing in the white house?

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How Canada was named

So it's the year of 1865, and The British Empire has just birthed a new nation. The birth was a regular vaginal birth, and to the relief of everyone, it was much less complicated then the one in 1776. Anyways, now it was time to give name for the new born nation. The British Empire tired from the la...

How do you call an immigrant who commits crimes?

Founding Father.

Church bake sale

Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies Group bake sale in Tuscaloosa, but she forgot to do it until the last minute.

She remembered it the morning of the bake sale, and after rummaging through cabinets she found an angel food cake mix and quickly made it while drying ...

It was time to name Canada

All the 4 founding hosiers were sitting around and no one could agree on a name. They finally decided to put a bunch of letters in a hat and 3 people would draw one out at a time while the last transcribed the name.

The first guy drew and read, "C, eh?"

The next drew, "N, eh?"

F...

I want to start a company and call it Nemo..

Then get Disney to make a Biopic on my life and call it 'Founding Nemo'

how Canada got it's name

All the Canadian founding fathers were in a room trying to decide what to name this new country they were in.. A bunch of names were tossed around, but they couldn't decide on it. So, someone decided "lets put all the letters of the alphabet in a hat, and pick them out. Whatever we spell will be t...

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A man with half an orange as a head

A man with half an orange for a head walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at him and says, 'Okay, man, I just have to know. I'll shout you a beer if you tell me just how your head came to be half an orange.' The man sits down at the bar and says, 'Well, it happened like this.'

'I'm ...

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